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Well Its two in the morning, in Ontario and I was wondering what the hell is everyone else doing up.

Im downloading music watchin t.v. and listening to some music at the moment.
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#2
reading this ****ty thread
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#4
Just got back from bowling, and I'm about to finish a can of Pizza flavored Pringles. Yum.
#5
Watching this video of my band having practice. Gosh we're good.
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#7
Chilling on UG seeing as I've got nothing else to do at 2am.
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#9
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wondering why i haven't cured cancer yet


Too much time here?
#10
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reading this ****ty thread

Well that was quite unnecessary...
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#11
Writing the screenplay for my pornographic film set in Dark Ages Britain.
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#12
Watching Team America even though I'm insanely tired
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#13
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Writing the screenplay for my pornographic film set in Dark Ages Britain.



And hows that....uh...going for you?
#14
realizing just how much i suck.

my girlfriend is mad at me and i cant call her till morning.

i got so mad/emotional i almost threw my les paul across my basement.

im waiting for a txt message.

i just sanchez'd Jack Johnson.

and im thinking about having a drink.

you guys?
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#15
getting sober enough to sleep without getting the spins, trying to chill this girl out who's all stressed and ****, and on UG wasting time
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And hows that....uh...going for you?

Quite fantastic actually. I plan for it to be both intellectually and sexually stimulating.
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#17
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realizing just how much i suck.

my girlfriend is mad at me and i cant call her till morning.

i got so mad/emotional i almost threw my les paul across my basement.

im waiting for a txt message.

i just sanchez'd Jack Johnson.

and im thinking about having a drink.

you guys?


what's this significance of this txt message?... im bored
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#18
I live in Ontario, but am in hawaii at the moment, bitch.
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#19
watching team america and drinking whiskey.
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#21
I'm listening to the new Bullet album, enjoying the effects of two 50mg pills of tramadol, and drinking an assload of mountain dew to keep me up. And waiting for my ferret to wake up.
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#23
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I live in Ontario, but am in hawaii at the moment, bitch.


I went there for a week, it was really nice, but I wouldn't want to live there, the heat would begin to bother me.
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#24
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what's this significance of this txt message?... im bored

its from my girlfriends sister on her friends phone (sleepover) and i need to find out if i can call before morning
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#25
Talking to people on MSN.

This is how the convo progressed:

Beaking some idiot.
Talking about music and concerts.
Idiot came back so we beaked some more.
Music again.
Food.
Music.
Idiot again.
4Chan.
Food.
Call of Duty.
Music.
Boner-poppers at concerts.


Yeah.
I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
#26
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I live in Ontario, but am in hawaii at the moment, bitch.


I also live in Ontario
Bring me back a cute Hawaiian chick kthx =]
#27
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its from my girlfriends sister on her friends phone (sleepover) and i need to find out if i can call before morning


Why don't you just txt your girlfriend?
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#28
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getting sober enough to sleep without getting the spins, trying to chill this girl out who's all stressed and ****, and on UG wasting time

THE SPINS!!!! is THAT what they call it? i was wondering if anyone else ever had that problem falling asleep drunk. i was at my friend's house the other night and i went to sleep in his reclining chair totally wasted, and i woke up probably about an hour later and everything was spinning like crazy, and i had to go throw up off of his front porch. the spins... i'll keep that in mind, thank you sir.
#29
Ugh that sounds terrible, cant say I've had that happen though.
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#30
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THE SPINS!!!! is THAT what they call it? i was wondering if anyone else ever had that problem falling asleep drunk. i was at my friend's house the other night and i went to sleep in his reclining chair totally wasted, and i woke up probably about an hour later and everything was spinning like crazy, and i had to go throw up off of his front porch. the spins... i'll keep that in mind, thank you sir.


I've gotten that. I've also gotten really bad AIDS (After Intense Drinking Sh!ts, for the drinking illiterate). That's NO fun at all, but it's kinda my fault for making the most messed up drink ever conceived and naming it the "bleeding anus," then proceeding to take 7 more shots of Goldschlager. What a fun night that was. I ended up driving a ride-on lawnmower around at 3 in the morning, knocking down every single chair in the house, and spilling a bag of pretzels... twice. Then my buddy decided that walking around the neighborhood would be a great idea. We didn't get very far before realizing that we couldn't walk straight, let alone without flailing our arms about. Then he found a huge bullfrog (literally the size of a football, no lie) and punted it into the neighbor's yard (and the "neighbor" happened to be a church). We found that frog back in our yard the next day, dead. lmao.
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#32
Guitar - it's 6PM here.

The neighbours are having a party next door, so hey, may as well provide the entertainment.
#35
Sitting here ****ing around on UG so I can afford to go to a huge ass party tomorrow.
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#36
I just finished smoking a couple bowls and I'm about to pick up the old geetar
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#37
I'm watching Survivorman.. woooooo... I'm bored and not tired so just checking up random crap on the interwebs as well.
#38
Waiting by the phone. I'm expecting the guitar shop to call this weekend to tell me that they have fixed my guitar. Its been 2 weeks and I'm going crazy without it.
Also been playing Burnout Paridise on my Xbox 360.
#39
reading this s.hit after having an intense and ridiculous conversation in the partyroom on aim with a few ugers and some chick, you can guess the bulk of the conversation...
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#40
Wishing I hadn't left the beach. I'm at home on spring break after having spent 4 days at the beach with some people I got to be really good friends with. Now I'm at home for the last couple days of break and it sucks.

I'm thinking about things I regret.

And I'm wishing I could have a drink.
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