If I plug my guitar into my Digitech RP80. Then get an adaptor for the line out on the RP80 so that I can plug it into my laptop mic jack. Then just record with audacity or whatever? If so, I'll go pick up a 3.5mm male to male and I should be good to go?
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Fender MIM Standard Strat
Fender Deluxe Reverb
Digitech Bad Monkey
Electro Harmonix Big Muff
Ernie Ball VP Junior 250k
Dunlop Cry Baby Wah
Yeah, but recording direct through a processor is often less than satisfying.

Could I get some more talent in the monitors, please?

I know it sounds crazy, but try to learn to inhale your voice. www.thebelcantotechnique.com

Chris is the king of relating music things to other objects in real life.