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Me and my sister was dirving around and we saw something on the side of the road so we pulled over to look at it, we got back in the car and a 4WD pulled up next to us and these guys were asking for direction so i said "we ain't from around here sorry, can't help" then they threw a ****ing fire cracker into our car and shouted "**** YOU!"

If i was with my mates i would've trailed them and wrecked their car or some ****, but i was with my sister and she was pretty scared and just wanted to go home.


Anyone else got stories about jerks?
#2
What a bunch of wankers

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#4
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Yeah my penis meets up with a couple every now and then.

He says they're his friends, but he usually ends up coming home throwing up from god knows what they do to him.


#6
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What was on the side of the road?

Stuff somebody didn't want.


We pulled over 'cause of the big tv in the pile
#7
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What was on the side of the road?

Yea, good question actually. Explain yourself maccas...

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#10
Chavs are a bunch of ****ers. However i have been going to the gym fotr 5 years so whenever on kicks off - i beat the fuxxing **** out of them.

My mate (gym partner) got ran into the back of by a tail gaiting chav the other day who got out and started on him. So he knocked him straight out lol
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#11
man, that is ****ed up

who the hell does that
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#12
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Chavs are a bunch of ****ers. However i have been going to the gym fotr 5 years so whenever on kicks off - i beat the fuxxing **** out of them.

My mate (gym partner) got ran into the back of by a tail gaiting chav the other day who got out and started on him. So he knocked him straight out lol

GOOD!

I seriously have never met one who isn't an asshole.
#13
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man, that is ****ed up

who the hell does that


I think the obvious answer here would be chavs.
#14
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I think the obvious answer here would be chavs.


luckily, there is no such thing in Canada
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#16
When I worked at Panera, there were these two guys who could come in a few times every week and not order any food. They would just get some water cups, grab an assload of lemons, and sit in a corner somewhere and just eat the lemons, throw the peels on the floor, and spit the seeds all over the place. When I asked them to stop, one of them said "but this is what we do in Brazil." So I turned around and yelled back at my manager: "hey James, do you happen to know what country we are in?" James: "America?" me: "Oh, are you sure we're not in Brazil?" James: "Yes?"

They immediately left after giving me some very dirty looks. =D
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#17
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luckily, there is no such thing in Canada


The magical land of canada


All these years i thought i was just america's hat.


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When I worked at Panera, there were these two guys who could come in a few times every week and not order any food. They would just get some water cups, grab an assload of lemons, and sit in a corner somewhere and just eat the lemons, throw the peels on the floor, and spit the seeds all over the place. When I asked them to stop, one of them said "but this is what we do in Brazil." So I turned around and yelled back at my manager: "hey James, do you happen to know what country we are in?" James: "America?" me: "Oh, are you sure we're not in Brazil?" James: "Yes?"

They immediately left after giving me some very dirty looks. =D



, good work.
#18
Chavs are called Bogans in Oz, aren't they?

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#19
Nah, bogans are assholes but they are a little different from chavs, although i havn't heard any aussie's actually use the word chav so i guess our chavs are bogans.
#21
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The magical land of canada


All these years i thought i was just america's hat.




Common misconception yes

a few quick facts

-a chav can not survive any temperature below 0 Celcius

-And america is in fact Canada's pants
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#23
the only hardcore chavs reside in england, consider yourself lucky
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#24
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Now i actually wanna visit canada.


Cheap accomadation then?


depends, not where I live, but in my home town, you can make $25Cdn an hour in a good job and rent a 2 bedroom apartment for $400 a month, you can literally make rent in 2 days work

hotels, no not really, and we don't have hostels here
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#26
I got egged once when some jerks stopped and asked for directions...snuck up on me and squashed it on the back of my head...

Maybe that is why I don't like Asians very much...except for my family and some of my friends.
#27
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depends, not where I live, but in my home town, you can make $25Cdn an hour in a good job and rent a 2 bedroom apartment for $400 a month, you can literally make rent in 2 days work

hotels, no not really, and we don't have hostels here


cnd$400 for 2 bedrooms?


That's it, I'm done living in a 1 bedroom 27 sq. metre piece-of-crap with €370 rent.
( 370€ = 560Cdn$.)


I'M MOVING TO FUCKING CANADA. NOW.
#29
Hold on a second, what's a chav? A chav is a bogan?
WHAAAAAAAAAAA, I don't get it!
So what's a bogan?
#30
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im with you Tommy[fin] cheap as!

yeah

beware though, where I live now, a 2 bedroom is $1300-2000 a month

so it's all about where in Canada
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#32
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Hey isn't Maccas that racist dude who supported the Cronulla riots?
If so you deserve it.

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#33
Chavs are called wiggers in the US. And they are just as bad here as they are anywhere else.
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#34
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the only hardcore chavs reside in england, consider yourself lucky


There are also hardcore chavs in scotland, although they have somewhat interbred with the neds.

For anyone who doesn't know what a ned is, check http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08
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#35
Oh, that's what a Chav is? They threw a fire cracker into your car? That actually sounds pretty cool.
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#36
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Chavs are called Bogans in Oz, aren't they?

Na more like Lads. Bogans are just house-o flanno wearing pricks haha.

But yea lads are the Nike Dry fit wearin pill poppin dudes with gay ass Nike shoes. =]
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#37
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Na more like Lads. Bogans are just house-o flanno wearing pricks haha.

But yea lads are the Nike Dry fit wearin pill poppin dudes with gay ass Nike shoes. =]

thats the ones
#38
How do you not see the humor in the situation? I was out with my god son the other day, I took him to the movies, and once we were done, we stopped at the book store. I was trying to decide between two books, and Devon wouldn't stand next to me. He kept trying to walk away, which was annoying, so I walked over, and grabbed his hand, and walked back to where I was and he starts screaming, "HELP! HELP! STRANGER!!!!"

At first I was annoyed, but then after about two seconds I couldn't help but laugh, because it was funny as hell.
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#39
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There are also hardcore chavs in scotland, although they have somewhat interbred with the neds.

For anyone who doesn't know what a ned is, check http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08



What language are they speaking??? Squeaky voiced bastards...
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