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#1
Ok so basically I'm really angry right now.

So angry in fact that I am shaking.

Basically, a wanker ex threw away something of mine that my mum bought me. My mum doesn't have a job because of an injury to her back, and now my dad doesn't have a job, and he probably won't get another because he's older.

I need a way to make this better that's prefarably not spamming his UG page/inbox or phoning him when his phone's switched on and yelling at him.


I have an idea but incase he reads this I don't want him to go out of his way to make sure it doesn't happen, because it's a fairly rational idea.

So yeah, pit, help me figure it out rationally, or make me feel better about it.
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#6
Is there no way to get it back?

He sounds like a knob end. Make sure everyone knows what a twat he is.
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#7
Break him? I mean your idea is good, but seriously, just like break him? With a stick? Maybe a hammer? Alternatively use your prowess with photoshop to get incriminating pics of him banging a squirrel? I mean hes not gonna satisfy it but he'll still try....


ps vimto is better.
#9
Use the amazing power of your **** to blast a hole in his pants and rape him like a wildebeast.
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#10
fight to the death...solves all of lifes problems
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#12
Leave it to UG's BM fans.

We'll think of something
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#13
You realise that your ultimate revenge would be to reveal his identity to us?

No flame shield in the world could protect him from the collective power of UG rearing its ugly head in defence of its rare and valuable womenfolk.
#14
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sh!t in a bag and put it in the hood of his car.

Just **** on the hood of his car.

Saves the environment.
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#16
I have no idea really, I'd say first talk to him about it, make him know how bad it hurt you, and if he really doesn't give a damn after that, go ahead with some of the other ideas of the thread... may I ask what he threw out?
#18
Sacrifice him to Quetzalcoatl.
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#19
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who is he?


...knowing who he is will help in plotting against him.



I probably shouldn't

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Is there no way to get it back?

He sounds like a knob end. Make sure everyone knows what a twat he is.


He threw it away. Insensitive bastard.

I still have a jumper of his, but I'm not an insensitive wanker.

Was gonna see if he wanted it.
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#21
It's an ultra bitch thing to do but tell everyone you know that he has a lumpy man-muscle?

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I still have a jumper of his, but I'm not an insensitive wanker.

Was gonna see if he wanted it.


Cut your finger, rub blood on it, leave it at police station with his number attached saying he tried to kill you.
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#24
I don't plan on seeing him any-time soon/ever

Let alone have access to his guitars.

But ohhh if I could.

EDIT: My mum's going to try and contact him [because I'll just scream at him]

And if that fails and he's ignorant, going to try and talk to his parents about it.
They're nice people to be honest.
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#25
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I don't plan on seeing him any-time soon/ever

Let alone have access to his guitars.

But ohhh if I could.

EDIT: My mum's going to try and contact him [because I'll just scream at him]

And if that fails and he's ignorant, going to try and talk to his parents about it.
They're nice people to be honest.



Is this before or after you have him raped by jenova?
#27
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I probably shouldn't


He threw it away. Insensitive bastard.

I still have a jumper of his, but I'm not an insensitive wanker.

Was gonna see if he wanted it.


you are being a very nice and respectable person. that doesn't work well if you want revenge on someone. you should about it and see if you really want to do something to him or if your just blowin off smoke cause your pissed.
#28
Aha that's one way of figuring who he is. Obviously going to be in my area.... I'm glad I deleted all his comments, or he'd be doomed.


As much as I'd like him to be doomed, it makes me look like the bad guy, though the bad guy is certainly not me.

In such situation I'd usually just like to be a bitch but I shouldn't, so I won't


EDIT: ^^^
He still owes me, so I need a way to solve this, prefarably without being a bitch, but if he acts unfairly... yeah.
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#29
kill him. it's a nice simple solution that doesn't involve harsh words if you're stealthy!
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#30
Yeah, as everyone's said so far, retaliation should be a last resort, what you're doing so far seems to be the right way to go I reckon.
#31
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break his guitar. if he's on ug that should be the worst.

Nobody on UG plays guitar anymore, what were you thinking?
#33
I probably won't see him. Which is good. He makes me mad.
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#34
I could whack him with the ban stick.

What did he throw away?

Lulz I know who he is. I am an admin after all.
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#37
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I could whack him with the ban stick.

What did he throw away?

Lulz I know who he is. I am an admin after all.

Just goes to show how far UG will go for women


Wait, did i say that to rankles?
#38
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I could whack him with the ban stick.

What did he throw away?

Lulz I know who he is. I am an admin after all.



A playboy cd case ^___^;;;

Which my mum bought me for chreeestmuuhhhsss

Yes, he threw away overpriced garb!!

It's on principle though really... and on what grounds would you whack him though?! 'You're mean *banned*'

XD

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did he lose your virginity...damn him!


Luckily, no someone else did that for him, or I would've regretted it.


EDIT: ^^^
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#40
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Just goes to show how far UG will go for women


Wait, did i say that to rankles?


Pfft it's just cause she's from Manc.

And that I like to ban.

And.

Nice Mandy Moore avatar, pussy.
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