Page 1 of 3
#1
There are more than 100 crows surrounding my house, in the trees and on the grass, but just around my house and my neighbors' house. I opened the window, the squawking is deafening.

I'm not superstitious, but I'm pretty sure there's a plague on my house or something.

Discuss.
Dickless.
#2
This is like that one Stephen King book....
Quote by Noyon999

They will be on their knees begging for mercy... But The Pit shall have no such mercy and finish them with a "HADOKEN!"


Founder of the Help UG Achieve World Domination group and Vice President of UGtopia
#5
whip it out and wave it around like a worm to state your dominance

dont worry...it'll work!

Quote by clint160
Computer: $500
Internet Connection: $20
Getting caught masturbating on webcam:
priceless
#7
theres quite a few birds sitting in my lawn and in the tree in my front lawn as well... but they're robins so it doesn't bother me... they actually look quite cold since its snowing, but oh well
#9
Do you have a shotgun?
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#11
Keep one as a pet
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#12
So it goes.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#15
that would scare me to
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Antisocial Behaviour Order. A chav's equivalent of GCSEs.
#16
Quote by sashki
Afraid of crows? What's wrong with them? Bird flu isn't THAT much of a theat, is it? Unless you go outside and start sucking the **** out of each one's ass, you're safe.



umm.... those things are freakin' vicious!
Camilla Choads.
#17
get a pellet gun and shoot it into the yard. not at a bird because then you would have to clean up. just scare 'em away.
#18
Burn your house.
My gear:
-Ibanez JS 6000 Custom w/ 11-48 gauge
-Ibanez FGM 400BB w/ 10-46 gauge
-Peavey 6505 2x12 Combo
-MXR Phase 90
-Boss DD-6 Digital Delay
-Morley Wah/Volume Pro Series II
-Boss CS-3 Compression Sustainer
-Gator G-Bus 8
-Xotic BB Preamp
#19
Quote by Pretty_Much
umm.... those things are freakin' vicious!

Seriously?

I've never been attacked by a bird, to be honest. There's plenty of birds around my house, but they aren't that agressive.

Feed them. Form an alliance. I hear they like bread, but then hey, who doesn't?
#22
Just think...
Alfred Hitchcock...

The Birds.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#23
You have a case of:
Quote by IndieMetalhead
Once i was watching porn, and this guy sucked this other guys nob. it was advertised as 'lesbian orgies' too.

furious masturbation followed
#25
Quote by Chikitty_China
This is like that one Stephen King book....



you mean the alfred hitchcock movie?


was that movie based on the book or something.
#28
Um...Scare them by shooting at them or throwin a nade.
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#29
Just run outside screaming throwing sticks everywhere...


...or lob bread into neighboring gardens
ᶌῖᶌα ɭα ɌεᶌσɭƲʈιʘϰ
#30
go out with a shovel, knives and an improvised flamethrower made of deodorant and a lighter


/problem solved
--F-F-T-S---
--EbOla----
---name pending?--

Quote by PlayMadness
No. Everybody dies. And one day, given that your relationship doesn't crash and burn like so many do, one of you will end up deep in sorrow while watching the other one die.


#33
THe crow is the bird of death, it is also rumoured that a crow can bring back a soul with unfinished business....


look at for a guy with corpse paint.
#34
same, we demand pics

<_<

>_>
Obligatory Gear List
Ibanez S2170SE Prestige
Epi LP Std w/ SDs
Morley Bad Horsie
Mesa Stiletto ACE 2x12
EHX Small Clone
Line 6 DL4
ISP Decimator
Guild Acoustic
My Band
My Youtube Channel
#38
Quote by Rounder01
you mean the alfred hitchcock movie?


was that movie based on the book or something.

No.

He means The Dark Half.

[/Stephen King nerd]


Anyways, all I have to say is:



OH SHIT!


Quote by Vauxite
...or lob bread into neighboring gardens

You're evil. But still:
"A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping through the earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust. Retaliation..."


Check out my amazing band!
An Abstract Illusion
Page 1 of 3