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#1
Put down all the stupid stuff you believed when you were young i'll start off when i was about 5 i thought that in the cinema a load of people carried in a massive video and put it in a massive video player in the back of the screen.
#2
haha, me too
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#3
i used to think when i was about 4 that when you dyed your hair you put your hair in a fire and said what colour you wanted it also i thought that when you moved home you actually picked up your house and moved it, i had a fun childhood
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#4
This has to be done...........
I used to believe in the search bar........
Hey I know theres like three of these
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#5
I used to think that stars in the sky were actually the size of little dots.
#8
I though that my mom had a dick, and I also thought that when people flew kites, you sat on them and flew high in the air.
#9
When chris farley died, my dad told me it was because it was fat, cause he didn't know how to explain a drug overdose to a kid.

I just found out like a week ago how he really died, lol.
#12
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This has to be done...........
I used to believe in the search bar........

Damn you!
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#13
i cant think of anything from when i was a kid but one time, someone told me they used to think babies came out of the belly button
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#14
[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']uhm honestly when i was like 6 i thought A strip mall was a mall were you bought strippers


You knew what strippers were at 6? Lol, thats unfortunate.
#15
[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']uhm honestly when i was like 6 i thought A strip mall was a mall were you bought strippers
Me too.
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#16
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Put down all the stupid stuff you believed when you were young i'll start off when i was about 5 i thought that in the cinema a load of people carried in a massive video and put it in a massive video player in the back of the screen.


ROFL!!
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#18
Same here for the testicle-urine thing.

I also thought that every single radio had a tiny little band inside of it that could play any type of music.
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#19
I can't believe a pit dweller hasn't taken a shot at organized religion yet!

I thought hookers were fishing equipment. I knew what a stripper was though.
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#20
i thought a baby came out of the bellybutton .. i also thought thats where you put " it "

and now i can see why girls hate me .
#22
i used to bleieve, like, that cause my tv was small, i only saw one room of a tv show, whereas if i watched it on a bigger screen, id see more of the house the people were in

i also thought you could have sex by kissing someones neck
#23
I used to think in "olden days" the world was black & white
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#25
[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']uhm honestly when i was like 6 i thought A strip mall was a mall were you bought strippers

Me too ahaha
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#26
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When I was 5 I thought to make a baby a man and a woman made their wieners touch.


for some reason i find that hilarious
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#27
I used to think that a women got pregnant not by sperm, but by testicles. I thought the testicles would come out of your penis hole and anto a vagina.
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#29
I thought God was real.
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#30
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When I was 5 I thought to make a baby a man and a woman made their wieners touch.

You have successfully made me choke on my water.
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#32
i used to think my testicles were little pieces of poop that were forming
#34
that santa claus wasn't real, pshh. but now I know the truth, I heard his bells ringing last christmas.
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#35
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i used to think my testicles were little pieces of poop that were forming

#36
i used to think that the guy peed inside the girl to make a baby cuz i didnt know what sperm or semen was
#37
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#38
My friends brother believed that the reason that tv's used to be in black and white because actual colour in the world had not been invented yet, the world was black and white.
#39
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i used to bleieve, like, that cause my tv was small, i only saw one room of a tv show, whereas if i watched it on a bigger screen, id see more of the house the people were in

i also thought you could have sex by kissing someones neck

Me too about the kissing thing. I told my friend that wen i was like 6 and he told me the whole thing. I was utterly freaked out, and couldnt sleep.

And for some reason whenever i think of the old days, I automatically think that there wasnt any color.
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#40
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I used to think that a women got pregnant not by sperm, but by testicles. I thought the testicles would come out of your penis hole and anto a vagina.



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