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#1
anyone here in the same Boat as me and hates the beach, i cant stand it, the sand, the filthy water, the seaguls that steal my peanut butter and jelly sandwitch.

now mind you i like the beach on a cold winter day, when its windy and overcast, and i can just sit out and watch the waves or walk down it and hang out.

but to me the beach means competition. its a place for others to show how they are better, i.e. their bodies (ok the girls arent that bad), their talents (surfing, vollyball, and other sports).


i dont know to me it just seems like a really superficial place. mind you i live in orange county, so i go alot. but when i go i just sit there in jeans and a hoodie and try not to get sunburned, anyone else hate the beach?
#2
Well don't go to it then.

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#6
I thought you meant the movie

I love the beach though.
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#8
i love it... its sooo relaxing or sooo fun when you want it to be... plus its like half an hour away for me
#9
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I love it except for the sand getting on my clothes and sticking to me.


yeah i hat that

you get a bit of water on you, be prepared to have sand on you for a good few days

youll find it in all kinds of places for a long time
#12
I hate it
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#13
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I hate random capitalizations of letters more than the beach.

yeah i dont know why i did that, i think maybe i went back and put something before it and that was originally the begining of the sentence.


and to the guy who said i should stop going, i cant really, because all my friends like it.and i dont want to be left out.
#14
I hate it, so i just don't go, simple.

EDIT: i don't mind going there at night time though.
#15
I pretty much hate it too... between the stupid competion crap and the sunburns... pretty much sucks and there is nothing to do but go play in some salty water or burn..
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#16
The Beach sucks. I got stung by a jelly fish and had to pee on myself. Then I had to take a shower in front of a bunch of adults, and then I had to sit in the car completely wet, with sand up my ass crack. And the women weren't as hot as Baywatch said they were going to be. And the broken bottles of glass because you have to be surrounded by drunken hicky morons..
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#18
i don't like getting sand in my special area.
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#22
It's sucks becuase when you get in your car to leave there's sand EVERYWHERE!
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#23
Our local beach is awesome to get pissed at.

Sand Dunes + Beer = Good night out.

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#24
I don't really go there often. But I like lake ontario though...which is not really a beach but meh
#25
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i don't like getting sand in my special area.

Up your nose? That happened to me once.
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#27
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Up your nose? That happened to me once.


How did you get sand up your nose?
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#29
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How did you get sand up your nose?

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Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

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#30
I don't go to the beach often, but I despise it when I do. Sand gets everywhere, it's uncomfortable, and the fucking sea. I'm piss scared of being in outdoors water, and the sea is full of crap like seaweed and jellyfish, both of which terrify me. And then it's so salty, it dries my skin and makes my hair feel disgusting, then it gets in my mouth and I gag and feel wretched for hours.

Urgh, I hate the sea.
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#31
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How did you get sand up your nose?

I put it up there.
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#32
i love the beach
but im stuck here in kansas... where its cold as ****
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#33
The beach is great when you're with a few mates at a cottage and you take the boat out along with a couple cases of beer.
#34
I HATE THE BEACH!
for real.. I mean, al the sand gets into everyone's bikinis (or swimwear.. whatever) and if you need to go to the restroom it is really uncomfortable.. then, there is a lot of trash, and people selling stuff.. then, some rocks are bad for your feet, because they make giant, deep cuts..

I'm definitely a mountain, snow, pool person

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#35
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And then it's so salty, it dries my skin and makes my hair feel disgusting, then it gets in my mouth and I gag and feel wretched for hours.


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#37
not much of a beach person. great plce to go on dates and stuff, but other than that not so much for me.

EDIT: It also steals keys. not so bad if you have a spare, but I didn't and it happened on a first date, not the greatest way to start things off. then having to walk a mile to the nearest gas station with sand in the pants.
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#38
I hate any place the sun hits. I hate the sun. I hate summer and all the bikinis and booty short associated with it.

WINTER FTW.
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#40
I hate it with a passion.

Sand gets f**king everywhere!

Salt Water makes my skin go blotchy and red

I'm naturally pale skinned so I just look stupid next to all these tanned people (who will end up looking like peanuts when their 40)

Fat and Old people insist on taking off their Bras (South of France) Ugghhh

F**king Jelly Fish!!!

Absolutely no room whatsoever the place is heaving all the time, as if you can't enjoy getting sand stuck up your arse anywhere else.

Kids running in from the sea gettin water all over you

Parents telling you off (in French) for calling their impressionable young children "bloody wankers" for getting me wet

Ants the size of my goddamn little finger popping out of the sand at random intervals and crawling up and into my beer bottle when I'm not looking

having siblings beg you for 30 minutes to pump up their dinghy in the blistering heat (which takes 30 minutes of grueling labour so that they can play with it for ten minutes and then let it float out to sea...leading to the French coast guard being called out thinking someone was floating into the mediteranian

What the hell is there to like about the beach!! I can look at fit women in bikinis by the pool and enjoy a beer without the ants and listen to music...bliss

F*CK THE BEACH!!!
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