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Ever since I saw the ad for 'the world's thinnest notebook' ive gained a strong disire to eat one.
Does anyone else share this feeling?
#3
i dont get it
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#5
I'm more confused by the need for such a thing to exist, notebooks are fairly light already.
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#6
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#8
Are you counting calories or something? Just eat a regular macbook and do some exercise.
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wtf, insert "facepalm into diskdrive"


Funny thing is, you have to buy that seperatly for the Air !

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I'm more confused by the need for such a thing to exist, notebooks are fairly light already.


Its just for style pricks- honestly it is. The specs are shite on the Air, it doesnt even have a firewire port- and only one USB port. :/
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#12
just coz its called a "mac" doesnt mean its in the macdonalds range
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#13
its so thin it doesnt have a cd drive... lol apple

and im pretty sure eating it will increase your smug by 500%
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#14
you know how when you break a scotch fingers in half, and sometimes it just explodes into like a billion pieces?
i think thats what would happen if you snapped it down the middle
before eating it, of course
#17


I think Cherie Blair beat you to it.
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I think Cherie Blair beat you to it.


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#20
Is it even a good computer?
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#21
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Are you counting calories or something? Just eat a regular macbook and do some exercise.

haha
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#23
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No. But I have been wondering if it'll blend.


im waiting for that episode on youtube

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Is it even a good computer?



**** no!!... have you looked at the specs?!... its just an ipod with a bigger screen and keyboard.. hell there are ipod with more memory than that
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WHAT? This isnt normal go see someone..now
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just coz its called a "mac" doesnt mean its in the macdonalds range


Since when did McDonald's have a range? Just because they have different names for their crap doesn't change the fact that they're all crap.

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#29
I'd love to grind one up and snort it
Probably made out of cocaine or something anyways, Macs cost a fortune so I guess that's where the money goes
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#30
as a matter of fact, that things probably better off eaten.

Im a mac fanatic and even i think that things a piece of crap.
#31
it should be "the worlds most pointless laptop"

you have to plug an external disk drive

whats the point really?
#32
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wtf, insert "facepalm into diskdrive"

Impossible it doesn't come with a disk drive.
#33
I wonder if someone could plug a disk drive into his anus and then play msic on the eaten laptop...?
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#34
I'd rather use it as a weapon. Like fling it at somebody as if it were a ninja star. I'm sure it would cut through them quite nicely.

Or perhaps draw some blue lines on it and take it out in the middle of class and pass it off as a piece of paper.

EDIT: And just for the record, it WOULD be pretty useful for a college student who just needs something to take notes and write papers on. If he/she needs to take a file elsewhere, they can get a flash drive.
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#36
Quote by The Spoon
I always had an urge to eat a gamecube disk.


I've always had an urge to break a Gamecube.
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#37
*eats Macbook Air*
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I've always had an urge to break a Gamecube.

For their size, their surprisingly durable machines.
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#40
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I always had an urge to eat a gamecube disk.

I highly recomend not doing that. My arse bled for weeks after it came out. But if you'd want to eat teh Air thingy, well more power to you. It would mean they actually have a use. OMGIDEA!!!! Why doesn't apple send lke all of the Air book things to africa so they can have food?
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