#1
OK so

i have this deep, sexy voice.

everyone says i should get a career which involves me talking

suggestions?
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#3
gay phone sex hotline, duh.
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#5
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gay phone sex hotline, duh.


that's some quality thinking right there
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#7
mynamesedson, please stop posting that pic.

TS, do narrations for stuff like Commercials and nature specials. Picard, Vader, and Riker have all done those over the years.
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#10
Err.... audio or it didn't happen?
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Err.... audio or it didn't happen?


...I see what you did there.


Also, TS, you can be the next Morgan Freeman.
#15
Send me an audio of your voice thats what you do
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#16
Yeah, I have a really deep voice too. I'd say narration of nature documenteries.
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#17
Movie announcer.
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#18
The next Tay Zonday.
Write Vanilla Rain and put it on Youtube!
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#22
make a flight of the conchords cover band and sing jermains parts!
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Some stay dry and others feel the pain?
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#28
lol seriously tho i've been told the same thing. Voice is deep as hell. Was actually thinking about going into voice acting.

Funny thing is tho, my voice nowhere near matches my appearance. I'm a 5'6 120 lb skinny black guy lol
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#29
My voice was heaps deep when i went few puberty, but now people don't notice as much.
#30
Be a garbage man.
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#31
a jazz radio channel needs a deep sexy voice like yours!
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#32
Your voice might make the deaf hear again (or it might make some people deaf from its sheer sexiness). Might I suggest a career as a Rick Astley tribute singer?
#34
Cover "Chocolate Rain."


Or Rick Roll.
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