#2
Vampires don't exist.
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#3
Who says their hearts don't beat?

They're just like, ultra anemic hemophiliacs, so they have to drink blood and avoid the sun.
#4
You're friend obviously has never been a vampire.
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#6
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Who says their hearts don't beat?

They're just like, ultra anemic hemophiliacs, so they have to drink blood and avoid the sun.


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#7
well, if you go by Anne Rice's interpretation, they can't have sex, so no need.
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#8
There is serious issue's going on in the world and this is what your mindspace is filled with?


Stop breathing, now.
#9
Tell your friend he's an imbecile.
I've dated vampires, their hearts beat juuuust fine. (No sarcasm intended)
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#10
Well you see that's why they suck women's blood. The sucking of blood in gets it circulating and thus allows some elevation if you know what I mean.
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#11
Vampires don't have blood. They drink the blood of others to compensate for this. My guess is that when they drink the blood, it gets pumped to their penises, to make up for the lack of sexual activity prior to the consumption of the blood.

That is to say, vampires get hard after they drink blood.
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well, if you go by Anne Rice's interpretation, they can't have sex, so no need.


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#18
I'm curious as to where you get your information about vampires considering they aren't a scientific, rather a mythological creature.
#19
Dude ok well by Blade's interpretatuion they have no hemoglobin and some virus that makes them super powered so thier heart's beat like normal people.
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#20
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Well, according to Darren Shan, vampires cannot reproduce, so theres no need to get a "heart on"


I love those books, although they did get a little weird towards the end...
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#21
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I love those books, although they did get a little weird towards the end...



I just got 5, 6 and 7 at the book store yesterday. I'm on 6 now, and I was dying laughing when Darren has to suck on the wolf's teat stay alive.

If it get's weirder than that, I will collapse.


Really good books though, you're right.
#22
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I just got 5, 6 and 7 at the book store yesterday. I'm on 6 now, and I was dying laughing when Darren has to suck on the wolf's teat stay alive.

If it get's weirder than that, I will collapse.


Really good books though, you're right.


Yea, that bit is great

Prepare to collapse hard in that case!
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#23
I've actually seen a vampire with a heart on. So don't you tell me they can't get heart ons. Don't ask how, I just saw it, ok?

It was a raging heart on. Vampires have big junk.
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#24
Vampires can only get hard ons if the person with an overactive imagination also likes to fantasize about necrophilia.
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Vampires can only get hard ons if the person with an overactive imagination also likes to fantasize about necrophilia.


What ons?
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