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Hi UGers, i've come up with a fantastic idea! Let's share the secrets of our friends. It doesnt matter if they are explicit, ridiculous, funny, sad, horny, etc.

I'll post their secrets after, cos now I dont have time.

Lets start
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ok well...

the v part is a vagina, and your leg is the penis, work it out from there =D
#2
One of my friends admits to being a pedophile.
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#3
Quote by Liberation
One of my friends admits to being a pedophile.


tell him to gtfo.
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Quote by Blakaos
Hi UGers, i've come up with a fantastic idea! Let's share the secrets of our friends. It doesnt matter if they are explicit, ridiculous, funny, sad, horny, etc.

I'll post their secrets after, cos now I dont have time.
Lets start


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Quote by gosteelers75
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight



Dude, i'm very lazy xD
Quote by Oreos_own_all
ok well...

the v part is a vagina, and your leg is the penis, work it out from there =D
#8
You see... I have a friend... he likes... well... children who are 6-8 years old.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#10
my friend admitted to me about listening to emo music.


then i blared metal music until he cried in the corner
#11
Quote by darkstar2466
You see... I have a friend... he likes... well... children who are 6-8 years old.


This wouldn't happen to be a certain Wizzard would it?
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How many mods does it take ban half of the pit?
one, Carmel.



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#13
i have a friend that took a pic of his tiny pen0r on his phone then sent it to this girl. I kept it a secret for a couple weeks until someone else sent it to everyone. (i didnt have it on my phone btw.)
#14
Quote by soulflyV
I hope to god that you guys are joking.



I dunno about darkstar, but I'm seriously not kidding.
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#15
Quote by Liberation
I dunno about darkstar, but I'm seriously not kidding.


I was kidding. It's not my friend, it is a certain Wizard.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#17
Quote by soulflyV
I hope to god that you guys are joking.




Darkstar is OBVIOUSLY joking. Dunno about the other guy.

And I can't think of any, actually. OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooohhhhhhh... I can. This one guy I know did this 15 year old girl and he was 24. The girl is atleast very mature for her age, when I first met her I though she was older than me and at the time I was 19. But still. According to gossip (I don't ever take gossip seriously, but considering this is a forum thats completely detached from my IRL life, its k) he did her up the butt as well.

Yup.
We're only strays.
#18
Quote by darkstar2466
I was kidding. It's not my friend, it is a certain Wizard.


A Certain Tan Wizzard?
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How many mods does it take ban half of the pit?
one, Carmel.



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#19
One of my friends is a left handed golfer!!!!!

Another has some fetish with black women porn....... yeah I dunno

Another like to think about anal all the time.....


I have some fucked up friends.......YIKES
#20
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
Darkstar is OBVIOUSLY joking. Dunno about the other guy.

And I can't think of any, actually. OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooohhhhhhh... I can. This one guy I know did this 15 year old girl and he was 24. The girl is atleast very mature for her age, when I first met her I though she was older than me and at the time I was 19. But still. According to gossip (I don't ever take gossip seriously, but considering this is a forum thats completely detached from my IRL life, its k) he did her up the butt as well.

Yup.


is anyone else turned on?
#21
I had a friend once who told me he would go gay for Jerad Leto.
Heads will roll. Throats will be slit. Blood will flow like springs of water.
#22
Quote by benjy118
A Certain Tan Wizzard?


Maybe... The Wizzzard... doom riff! *Electric Wizard reference*

Really though, it's stupid to share your friends' secrets on an internet forum. Not only is it a betrayal of trust, but it is also pretty pointless.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#23
Quote by mafropetee
I had a friend once who told me he would go gay for Jerad Leto.

Wouldn't blame him. I'd go gay for Jared Leto too.
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#24
Quote by gosteelers75
is anyone else turned on?


Just for the record she is BOOTYLICIOUS. Completely. But the guy still shouldn't have done it. It got spread around and its all awkward now. Not to mention confusing for the girl.
We're only strays.
#25
Quote by darkstar2466
Maybe... The Wizzzard... doom riff! *Electric Wizard reference*

Really though, it's stupid to share your friends' secrets on an internet forum. Not only is it a betrayal of trust, but it is also pretty pointless.


Yeah I just realized while posting mine that this feels like gossiping to a bunch of girls.

We have failed.
We're only strays.
#26
A male ex-classmate (thankfully) gave another male a blowjob while someone watched.

Someone top that.
#27
Quote by Liberation
Wouldn't blame him. I'd go gay for Jared Leto too.


I go gay for nobody. I did used to think he was pretty cool, until I went and saw 30STM and he stopped signing autographs RIGHT when me and my friend were at the front of the line. My friend yelled out "douchebag!" to him as he was going back into his trailer lol.
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#28
Quote by darkstar2466
Maybe... The Wizzzard... doom riff! *Electric Wizard reference*

Really though, it's stupid to share your friends' secrets on an internet forum. Not only is it a betrayal of trust, but it is also pretty pointless.


Tru', dat'.
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How many mods does it take ban half of the pit?
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#29
my ex-boyfriend (you can probably guess why) told me that he sometimes pretends to jack off his friends from outside of their pants as a joke
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#30
A friend of mine found the pic of an ex female classmate of us eating another girl in a Russian pr0n site.
He didn't show it to no one else, and we both agreed to delete it from our PC's. However, I guarded it in a disc on key.
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#32
Quote by urik
A friend of mine found the pic of an ex female classmate of us eating another girl in a Russian pr0n site.
He didn't show it to no one else, and we both agreed to delete it from our PC's. However, I guarded it in a disc on key.



prove it
#34
i third it.
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#35
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prove it


I don't think that she would like it.
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#38
My best friend is having sexy time dreams about my girlfriend. And im the only one he told. Yeeeeaaaah!!!!!!
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#40
i guess she is. The only problem is that i havent even had one. He was being a dick about it too.not in the least apologetic.
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