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it was 2 am, and i returned from a party, and i went to the kitchen and my mom was drinkin water, so i touched her shoulder and said "hey mom im ba..." and i just saw her fist and felt blood in my face...and i was like WHAT THE BIG-EFF U DID , and she said "oh im sorry u scared me"...

do u have similar experiences?

(sorry about my grammar and spelling, english is my second language)
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#3
wow your mom is a badass. and i can't say i have any similar stories
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#5
I tried scaring my mom once. It ended up as me throwing my face forward into a door.
#8
mexico, different laws, besides it was an accident...im gonna cut her finger and say, sorry i thought that was a carrot!
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#9
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

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#10
had my hand smashed in a car door and broke three fingers when i scared her once, but it was worth it
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#11
something like that happened to me
but my mom had a gun

long story short it tore a tendon in my shoulder and i still can't do a push up
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#12
My brother was walking toward me with a fork in his hand, so I side-kicked him in the knee. I didn't mean to hurt him, but he dragged himself on his ass back to his room.
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#13
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I opened my eyes and found my mother standing next to me with my sheets in one hand and the other hand over her eyes. She said, "Why are you naked!" and i quickly tried to come up with an answer, but all i could get out was, "Feels good man."
#14
it was 2 am, and i returned from a party, and i went to the kitchen and my mom was drinkin water, so i touched her shoulder and said "hey mom im ba..." and i just saw her fist and felt blood in my face...and i was like WHAT THE BIG-EFF U DID , and she said "oh im sorry u scared me"...

#15
at least you can rest assured your mom has never and will never get raped.

on the other hand, however, she DOES have the strength to rape the **** outta someone....


.


.... your dad???
#16
My sister scared me once when i was little, made me jump... 5 second delay... PUNCH IN FACE!
It didn't payoff for her i guess.

Also when I was at the Ex (the fair), I went in one of those "scary rides". Some guy in a Darth Maul mask jumped out at me, I almost punched him in the face. Then just as the ride was coming to end down a dark tunnel, a guy in a werewolf mask jumps out at me, my fist missed him by about four inches. It's a natural reaction...

And one more: Not too long ago. It was about two in the morning, the lights were off. I found two of those funny noise maker tube things that go "wocka wocka wocka" when you shake them, and decided to hide on the other side of the wall that separates the kitchen from the dining room, because my sister was going to be walking by from the washroom right away.
So she gets out and walks unsuspectingly. Then I jump out suddenly shake the "wocka wocka" things right by her ears. It made her scream quite loud, producing hilariousness. I had a good laugh for about 10 mins while she more or less stood around in slight shock.
#18
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...you got home from a party at 10:42? how the **** old are you, five?

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it was 2 am,

Uhhhh
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#19
Not really the same, but
One time I was screaming along to Pig Destroyer, and my mom burst open my door asking
WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT NOISE?! ARE YOU OKAY?!
I reply "yes".
Awkward silence then followed.
#21
I just broke my mom's nose. Bitch wouldn't make me a sandwich
*-)
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#22
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I just broke my mom's nose. Bitch wouldn't make me a sandwich

R u serius? How culd u b that disrespectfl?
#23
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I just broke my mom's nose. Bitch wouldn't make me a sandwich


+3.14

Brilliant.
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#24
Oh, I forgot to mention...

...sigged.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#25
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R u serius? How culd u b that disrespectfl?

I looked at your spelling and completely ignored your input
#26
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I looked at your spelling and completely ignored your input

Spllng dsnt meen anythng aslng as u hve a gud point.
#27
Quote by StreetLight3989
R u serius? How culd u b that disrespectfl?
fuk u jerk ill hit mai mom if i want 2 hit mai mom
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#28
Quote by element4433
fuk u jerk ill hit mai mom if i want 2 hit mai mom

dats disrpstful 2 women itz not rite in dis day nd age.
#29
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dats disrpstful 2 women itz not rite in dis day nd age.


Yea, well it isn't right to type like you in this day and age. You go to school for a reason.
You're not brutal.


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#30
Quote by StreetLight3989
dats disrpstful 2 women itz not rite in dis day nd age.
u suk i jus wantd a sanwich
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#31
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Yea, well it isn't right to type like you in this day and age. You go to school for a reason.

im a pnk, i dnt go 2 skool, i stay home listnin 2 da casualties.

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u suk i jus wantd a sanwich

wll mke it urself u spioled ass.
#32
Quote by StreetLight3989
Spllng dsnt meen anythng aslng as u hve a gud point.

Spling don't seen anythong assling as you hive a mud point?


WHAT!?


EDIT: if you're such a punk and don't go to school 'cause your teh shiz 'n' wat not.


HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LANGUAGE


Furhter more, HOW THE HELL DID I UNDERSTAND IT
Last edited by maccas666 at Mar 9, 2008,
#33
Quote by StreetLight3989
im a pnk, i dnt go 2 skool, i stay home listnin 2 da casualties.


wll mke it urself u spioled ass.


You should go to school, maybe you'll learn about a thing called grammar.

BTW wtf is a PNK?
You're not brutal.


(click the smiley!)

#34
Quote by StreetLight3989
wll mke it urself u spioled ass.
i don no how
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#37
Quote by StreetLight3989
ull nvr make it in da rel world wthout noing dis stuf



You'll never get anywhere typing like that. I can only imagine how you really speak.
You're not brutal.


(click the smiley!)

#38
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You'll never get anywhere typing like that. I can only imagine how you really speak.

I actually speak quite well in real life.
#39
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And one more: Not too long ago. It was about two in the morning, the lights were off. I found two of those funny noise maker tube things that go "wocka wocka wocka" when you shake them, and decided to hide on the other side of the wall that separates the kitchen from the dining room, because my sister was going to be walking by from the washroom right away.
So she gets out and walks unsuspectingly. Then I jump out suddenly shake the "wocka wocka" things right by her ears. It made her scream quite loud, producing hilariousness. I had a good laugh for about 10 mins while she more or less stood around in slight shock.



I lol'd.
That was good.


EDIT:Holy ****, practically this whole page is "i cn tlk rele wll, i cn mke it n da reel wrld", and those making fun of it.
Wow, that's not good.
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#40
Quote by StreetLight3989
ull nvr make it in da rel world wthout noing dis stuf
mai momwil alwayz b thur fo me
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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