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#1
Hates me haha. Hes in the other room and i can here him saying "Tell that little faggot to get off the computer now, its 11 o clock". And calling me bunch of other names. He hates me because he thinks i dont have any respect for my mom, which is the biggest bull**** ever because he likes my little brother and sister who dont do ****.

Hes a typical lowlife, he moved in for what was supposed to be "a little while", and is now unemployed. Hes the typical bum with long hair and a bald spot to match that wears trashy clothes and hangouts at bars. Anyway since hes moved in hes made us take more initiative with helping our mom, and im cool with that. Help wash dishes on occasion, keep your rooms clean etc. Now its got to the point: no computer passed 10, no tv passed 11. For petes sake, i cant even play guitar passed 7! All these new rules i hear are heard from a 3rd person (ie, my sister came to me one day "Why are you on the computer you should be playing guyitar since you cant play passed 7 anymore". Me: "What??" Her: "Thats what Steve said...".)

My dad told me today that if he starts messing with me, fight back because hes the biggest pussy ever. My dad kicked the crap out of him a few times when him and my mom were still together kinda haha. Anyway im like 3x stronger than my dad (weightlift every other day), and play football and all that 'jazz'. Her boyfriend talks all the stuff like "Im not afraid to go back to jail" and "Im gonna kill this guy", but i think he just plays it.


What do you think UG, when i get kicked off the computer VERY shortly, should i play some guitar @ volume 11? What would you do? I feel like making something go down tonight, because im getting pretty sick of it. Also im 17, so i still have the law on my side
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#3
Kick his ass, new boyfriends don't have any control over you. And if you think he's abusive to your mother, beat him to a pulp.
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#5
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#6
well how old are you? and have you talked to your mom about this? I say do w/e the **** you want and if he messes with you tell him you don't have to do what HE says. Just because he lives with you doesn't mean he can control you.
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#7
Stick it to him. Kick his little bitch ass.
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#8
Talk to your mom about him. He seems like a total jerk and your mom is a bitch for liking this guy. He should respect you and not call you a little faggot. Then kick his ass.
#9
tell your mom to tell him to stop. He has no right to do that, hes not your father.
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#10
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Kick his ass, new boyfriends don't have any control over you. And if you think he's abusive to your mother, beat him to a pulp.

Seriously. Just watch the first episode of The OC to get yourself fired up, and unleash an ass-kicking.

Not really.
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#13
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i say you bang your mum .. tape it .. and show him it.

And show me it.

I say you GTFO of my internetz.
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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

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#14
dude i wud just kik his ass like seriously i wouldnt take that from my step dad or anything
dont let someone tahts not ur parents boss u around i wud be kikin soumeones ass mannnn go gettemis all i gotta say or hook up the guitar n get mic n play something random n sing curse words at him n stuff lol fight bak bro hes not ur dad
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#15
Wait 'til he falls asleep..

Then bust in the room and yell out "VIVA REVOLUCION!"


and then grab him, and casterate him.

While filming it.


and then go to the camera with his sack in hand and say "It has begun"


and then blast his head of with a Pistol.
#17
Kick his ass, throw him out of the house, tell your mom he was mean to you. Then turn up your volume to 11 and shred the night away
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#20
Play some guitar at volume 11! And when he comes in... shred his face off.
#21
Don't beat him up, that won't solve anything. Tell him to back off and leave you alone and that he has no control over you. Also, if he's such a lowlife talk to your mum about him.
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#22
Just ignore him, and the second he reaches for your amp to turn it down when you refuse, tell him "TITS OR GTFO" and if he still decides to attempt to touch your **** then beat his ass to a pulp.

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#23
He's afraid of you.

I don't think you would be out of line to bend a few of his rules, especially considering his behavior towards you and the fact that he has no job, is not providing for the family, etc. However, you should do what your mother says to a T.

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#24
He has my mom do everything for him kinda. Like he wont say anything to me, he'll have my mom tell me to turn it down or turn it off...


And also my mom takes his side on everything so going to her wont really help... :/

In the first post where i said he called me a faggot, that was him calling me it to my mom
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One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
#25
Kick his ass next time he tries to boss you around, but make sure your mom knows about it first, as she does have legal authority over you, and can take away your computer and such, or kick you out of the house.

PinkEdit: Hmm, your mom siding with him is a problem, but he still has no legal right to tell you what to do, so I'd just ignore him and listen to your mom.
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#26
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In the first post where i said he called me a faggot, that was him calling me it to my mom

The next time you hear him doing this, just go up to him, look him dead in the eye, and ask him calmly if he has a problem. Tell him not to disrespect you for no apparent reason. Be simple, direct, and don't mince words. Say what you want to say and be done with it.

If he initiates physically, pop him one and then restrain him until he yields.

-SD
#27
turn your guitar up as far as it will go and then shred with earpugs in if necissary, when the cops come...... HAHAHAHAHA


keep playing as loud as you can even if he tells you to shut up

carry a knife around for protection.... hahaha (im not sure this is the best idea but go for it anyway)

if he leaves a mark on you call the cops and put him back in jail!!
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#29
Agreed. Beat the shit out of him. Find out if he's ever talked bad to your mother, too. If he has, make his beating worse.
#30
i told my mom im not getting off the computer and shes calling my dad up to come get me haha... We'll see what happens haha
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One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
#31
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i say you bang your mum .. tape it .. and show him it.

And show me it.


im guessing you dont have a girlfriend???
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#34
No, you shouldn't do this, it's a bad move, he's your mom's boyfriend, etc. etc.

Make sure you videotape it when you kick his ass.
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#36
my dad called her a slut and was yelling at her... Ended up she hanging up and going into her room slamming the door... I feel kinda bad now... :/ I like my mom but i want to stick it to her boyfriend :/
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One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
#37
hmmm, you should take naked pictures of yourself and hide them in his sock drawer. then you can stay up real late and spark up a fatty.
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hmmm, you should take naked pictures of yourself and hide them in his sock drawer. then you can stay up real late and spark up a fatty.


lol my dad says hes a pedophile (someone told him?)... not sure if its true but...
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One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
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