#1
Well I've noticed a lot of threads with people writing stories and people voting for what event should happen next. I've also noticed that these people typically don't have the time to write these stories, so why doesn't the pit write there own story?

Dave was sitting on his bed playing the new guitar he had just recieved for his birthday, the week before, when he heard a knocking sound coming the window on the other side of the room.

Continue from there..
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#2
he decided to go to sleep and never wake up again,
the end
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#3
/thread
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he decided to go to sleep and never wake up again,
the end


Ah well.
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#7
The beginning was a bit shaky, but the ending delivered.

/thread.
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the wings bored him, so he went to sleep and never woke up again. the end.


ahaha, awesome

why didn't he wake up?
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#13
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the wings bored him, so he went to sleep and never woke up again. the end.

this thread was over like 7 posts ago
let it die
/thread for the last time
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#15
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****ed off and stopped existing, goodbye the end, after this, jesus came down and revived the poor boy, he feels someone is toying with his fate.


Then jesus put him back to sleep?
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#16
"perhaps jesus is behind all this!" the boy exclaimed, getting out of bed as fast as possible. He ran to the church down on 54th street and found the minister.

"minister, i died and came back to life again!"

"come a little closer, and let me get a look at those juicy forearms of yours"

"what? no!"

"it's against the bible to disobey me! rawr!"

it had begun... the pedophilic zombie holocaust...
#18
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"perhaps jesus is behind all this!" the boy exclaimed, getting out of bed as fast as possible. He ran to the church down on 54th street and found the minister.

"minister, i died and came back to life again!"

"come a little closer, and let me get a look at those juicy forearms of yours"

"what? no!"

"it's against the bible to disobey me! rawr!"

it had begun... the pedophilic zombie holocaust...


Not knowing what else to do the boy ran as fast as he could, but to his horror the zombiefied pedophile minister chased after him.
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#19
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Not knowing what else to do the boy ran as fast as he could, but to his horror the zombiefied pedophile minister chased after him.

he fell
THE END
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#20
He ran down the street, hoping for someone to drive by and help him...

luck at last, a car came driving over a hill.

He waved it down, screaming as loud as he could. He ran up to the driver's side window:

"thank god, you've got to help me! a zombie minister is after me!"

"get in, quick!"

"thank you!"

"so, you like popsicles?"

"what?"

"i LOVE popsicles... red, orange, purple, but my favorite flavor is..."

"what?"

"hmm, what muscly forearms you have.."

"oh dear god..."
#22
And then, he was an immortal robot impervious to all damage, continuing forever, thus ensuring the story never ends.
#23
and then he was jinxed by his mother and given the option of never speaking again or oweing her a coke - he never spoke again. he was a bad ass.
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#25
/story. NEW STORY!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly, that everyone died. The End!
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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