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#1
I feel like an idiot.
I just slammed my guitar into my cheekbone...
Has this happened to anyone else?
Am I a moron?!
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Maybe the Canadians shouldn't try to illegally cross into the sea.

Never thought of...

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#4
Didn't that happen to the bassist from Nirvana? He threw his bass and I think it landed right on his eye or something.
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#5
You're the only one whos slammed it against urself?... no.


doesnt stop you from being a moron though..
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#6
how did you manage that?
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#7
That sounds fucking painful, man
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#8

I've probably done something similiar before, I'm always accidently bashing my guitar against something
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#10
Yellow_Stacey or teh guitar, which one's better?

There's only one way to find out... FIIIIGHT.

e-cookie to someone who gets the reference.
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#11
I've told this story several times here, but it won't keep me from telling it again:

I was drunk and smacked my headstock into the face of my friends fiance when I was diving off of a half stack.
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#12
I once dropped mine on my foot (damn me not buying strap locks), then when i went to bend down to rub my foot i hit my head on the guitar head.
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#13
You mean like your strap came off the front peg and your guitar flew up and smacked you... because I have done that 4 or 5 times
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#14
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Yellow_Stacey or teh guitar, which one's better?

There's only one way to find out... FIIIIGHT.

e-cookie to someone who gets the reference.


TV BURP. E-COOKIE PLEASE.
#15
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Yellow_Stacey or teh guitar, which one's better?

There's only one way to find out... FIIIIGHT.

e-cookie to someone who gets the reference.


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Edit: MY ANSWER WAS MOAR ACCURATE SO I WIN
#16
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How.. did you do that ?

Guitars are for playing, not for fighting with.

I think I was trying to put the guitar on with my AWESOME yellow guitar strap but it was on too tight so she came close to my face or something...
I'm such a fricken idiot sometimes...

Tell that to my friend, she kicked Stacey (mah guitar) off my bunk bed. Poor guitar.
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If you haven't noticed, girls pants magically fly off when you play Hey There Delilah.

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Maybe the Canadians shouldn't try to illegally cross into the sea.

Never thought of...

I fail.
#17
I've... never done that. I've been attacked by my guitar several times though: Sometimes I accidentaly step on the front of my guitarstand, causing the whole thing to launch itself at me
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#19
you sir are a god

in refference to jack off jill

i thought i clicked quote dammit
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#20
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You can both have one....

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#21
With my first bass I didn't own strap locks nor a particularly good strap, and I was standing up with it, when the strap gave way and the head swung straight into my eyebrow. I felt like a prat too.
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Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#22
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You're the only one whos slammed it against urself?... no.


doesnt stop you from being a moron though..

I'm quite uncoordinated
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If you haven't noticed, girls pants magically fly off when you play Hey There Delilah.

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Maybe the Canadians shouldn't try to illegally cross into the sea.

Never thought of...

I fail.
#23
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That sounds fucking painful, man

Yes, although I am not a "man"
It's going to leave a bruise. Fun.
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If you haven't noticed, girls pants magically fly off when you play Hey There Delilah.

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Maybe the Canadians shouldn't try to illegally cross into the sea.

Never thought of...

I fail.
#24
My guitar strap came off once and landed on my foot and my guitar is semi-acoustic so damn heavy. A lot of swearing and screaming took place for a good 10 minutes after that luckily nowone else was in the house.
#25
I was playing a bit too energetically once (you can't stand still whilst playing Search and Destroy by The Stooges. It's not possible.) and I managed to slam my guitar into my nose. That hurt
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#26
Nope thats never happened to me. The worst injury ive gotten is cut and bleeding fingers from my friends guitar with rusty strings. It hurt like a bitch.
Gear:
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Fender Strat HSS

Acoustic
1952 Martin and Co 00-18.
Yamaha FGX730SCA

Amp
Fender Twin Reverb
Fender Amp FM25 DSP

Pedals
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#27
Quote by Ironbodom
You mean like your strap came off the front peg and your guitar flew up and smacked you... because I have done that 4 or 5 times

Nope
My excuse isn't quite THAT dignified.
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If you haven't noticed, girls pants magically fly off when you play Hey There Delilah.

Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Maybe the Canadians shouldn't try to illegally cross into the sea.

Never thought of...

I fail.
#28
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I've... never done that. I've been attacked by my guitar several times though: Sometimes I accidentaly step on the front of my guitarstand, causing the whole thing to launch itself at me

ROFL. Sounds like something I'd do!
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If you haven't noticed, girls pants magically fly off when you play Hey There Delilah.

Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Maybe the Canadians shouldn't try to illegally cross into the sea.

Never thought of...

I fail.
#29
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Nope thats never happened to me. The worst injury ive gotten is cut and bleeding fingers from my friends guitar with rusty strings. It hurt like a bitch.

Ouch. My friend's piano is really old, his fingers are all cut up from it all the time.
I'm very glad you didn't say "hurt like a MOM." I'd have to scold you like this if you did: " "
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If you haven't noticed, girls pants magically fly off when you play Hey There Delilah.

Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Maybe the Canadians shouldn't try to illegally cross into the sea.

Never thought of...

I fail.
#30
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Nope thats never happened to me. The worst injury ive gotten is cut and bleeding fingers from my friends guitar with rusty strings. It hurt like a bitch.


one time i cut my finger nails two short went in with an attempted 1 n a half step bend and tore my finger away from the nail it went dam deep

god it hurt
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#31
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ROFL. Sounds like something I'd do!

Now, are you actually rolling on the floor laughing, or are you lying? And if so, how do you type when doing it?

Also, wow: Triple posts.
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#32
Quote by Yellow_Stacey
Ouch. My friend's piano is really old, his fingers are all cut up from it all the time.
I'm very glad you didn't say "hurt like a MOM." I'd have to scold you like this if you did: " "


haha hurt like a mom? ive never heard that one before
Gear:
Electric
Yamaha RGX520
Fender Strat HSS

Acoustic
1952 Martin and Co 00-18.
Yamaha FGX730SCA

Amp
Fender Twin Reverb
Fender Amp FM25 DSP

Pedals
Boss DS-1
#35
I have taken a BCrich to the face. The widow headstock is a bitch.


EDIT :

Slightly bruised man!
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


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#36
Quote by Ironbodom
You mean like your strap came off the front peg and your guitar flew up and smacked you... because I have done that 4 or 5 times

yea i did that with a telecaster, the strap came off the back peg and i took all six tuners to the face, I have straplocks for my sg so its never happened. My LP hurts like a bitch because the body weighs it down really fast. And my Jackson Dinky, lets just say i wouldnt want that thing near my eye. Yea its happened to me.
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#37
I've told this story here before, but one time, while playing a show, I jumped up in the air with my guitar and when I landed, it came down and smacked me right in the nuts...luckily, I covered it up pretty well, so I don't think anyone took notice. Hurt like hell, though.
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#38
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I have taken a BCrich to the face. The widow headstock is a bitch.


EDIT :

Slightly bruised man!

burnt face man FTW!!!!!!!!! you smelly bastard.
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1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#39
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#40
Well, I smacked myself in the face with my guitar when I was putting the strap over my head if it makes you feel any better.
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