#1
Wait a minute, I'm thinking...
Perhaps if the ice caps melted, the oceans would be cooler
and global warming would cease.
"Maybe if you actually used your brain
the world would be a better place."

And you are...?
"That's bad grammar, that is."
Ah, but Einstein didn't learn to speak until he was eight.
"Yeah, because the language he was forced to learn
was German. Personally, I don't blame him.
Anyways, he gave us the Theory of Relativity,
what've you given the world?"

One more arsehole who knows he's right
and everyone else is an idiot.
"Amen."

...turns out he wasn't joking.
"The lights have gone out."
I can see that, well I can't, it's black.
This wouldn't have happened if we'd
kept with the candles instead
of trying to find something "reliable".
"Well, this wouldn't have happened
if you hadn't hit the fusebox."

But that wouldn't be there, would it?
"Of course it's there, you can't hit something
that isn't there. It's impossible."

Were you even listening?
"I'm right, you're an idiot."
Amen.
#2
If I'd have found something to crit, I would have done so. Very good .
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#3
Been a while since I read you.

I much liked the subject matter. It was clever a well thought-out piece, though some line breaks did not agree with me. The general mood and tone of the piece was kept together well, and the ending was swell.

Very good I want to call you Mike? Man, it's been too long. I oughta keep better tabs on you now that it's not all hobgoblins :laugh:

Inspiration in my sig, if you want to trade awful comment for awful comment.
#4
Not to be an ass, but I'm going to anyways.

You said on your last one Technicolor Dreamscape I do believe, that you would be returning crits. I gave what I consider to be a fairly in depth crit and received nothing in return. Normally, with people who don't write as well as you do, I just let that go. But you have quite the talent and I would love to get your thoughts on any of the pieces in my sig. So, if you get a chance, I would greatly appreciate any feedback.

thanks,

-zC