#3
I was at this bar...think it was called "Search"? Anyways, used that line and it totally got me laid.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#4
hey my name's Chance, do i have one?
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#6
Nice shoes... wanna ****?
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#7
I'm interested in having sexual relations with you, but i cant, you see...because i have...a searchbar.
#8
searchbar.

this is what, the 4th or 5th thread about this /EXACT/ subject?
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#9
I'll think of one on spot:

You can't spell "beautiful" without "u".

Fuck yeah.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#12
"hey, I'm single, do you wanna go out to the search bar tonight?"
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#15
I'm not getting the search bar joke
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#18
Quote by BloodMoon666
I'm not getting the search bar joke


i didn't search it before i posted this so they're gettin on my case...
Check out my music, if you please.
#19
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
Look in my eyes what do you see?
#20
Are you Jamaican...because your Jamaican me horny

OR

Lets play house, you be the door and ill slam ya


Both i tried, neither worked but it was worth it for the laughs ^^
#21
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
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Add!

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dont sweat how quick your progressing, i heard that Jimi hendrix didnt get his legendary guitar skills until he was dead


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+ MOTHERFUCKIN' 1
#22
Quote by Sabbath89
Nice shoes... wanna ****?

good one..
Gibson LP Studio
Epiphone SG Vibrato
Santana Acoustic
Vox Valvetronix AD50VT
Fender Mini Twin
Jim Donlup Cry Baby


92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this.
#24
Quote by GuitaristXakk
i didn't search it before i posted this so they're gettin on my case...


is this it?

if so then I still didn't get it...phail?
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#25
"Hi, I have a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears."

Loving them Jamaican ones by the way.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#26
you have 206 bones in your body... want one more?
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#27
i've lost my bear, can i hold you tonight.? hehe
Gibson LP Studio
Epiphone SG Vibrato
Santana Acoustic
Vox Valvetronix AD50VT
Fender Mini Twin
Jim Donlup Cry Baby


92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this.
#28
Quote by floppypick
you have 206 bones in your body... want one more?

...make that 2
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#29
butts£ckZZZ???
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^PLOP = Best, username, ever.


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