Poll: How big is it?
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View poll results: How big is it?
Less than 1 inch
11 16%
1 1%
1 1%
1 1%
7 10%
4 6%
2 3%
0 0%
0 0%
2 feet-2 miles
42 61%
Voters: 69.
I have 2.

One is 9 inches, and the other is - 18.

Yes, it's 9 so it doesn't hurt.

Yes, the other one goes through my body.
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Haha epic thread.

Mine gets girls all the time. And also my hot French teacher saw it and told me to stay behind after school and I did her. DID HER HARD.
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my large intestine is my penis

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and my mom then told me to masturbate more.

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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
Well, every 14 year old on this site claims to have a 8 inch penis.

I'm actually just a giant penis with a human body attached.
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[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']I can't remember. It's been inside your mother for the past 16 years.
BTW what he said = /thread...
so yah...
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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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Mine is 8 feet. What I do is sling it over my right shoulder and hang a small cloth sack from it to get my things to and from work every day.

Also works as a catheter for the times you really can't be arsed.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig

He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
Herro, My E-Penis Is Stirr 3 Inches Lowng. Thats Cause I Aym Asheen.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.

What? Awesome thread, well i also have two, one penis used for internet porn(Its a big one) And one tiny one for laughing matters.
Less than an inch with a strobe light on the side along with some laser cannons.
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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

whats an inch in centimeters?
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Well, how long is the internet?

approximately .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Just over seven. Oddly enough, exactly the same as my actual penis.
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whats an inch in centimeters?

2.5 cm.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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I have to coil it around my leg. The main disadvantage is that when i get an erection it crushes my thigh like a python crushes an antelope.
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Well, every 14 year old on this site claims to have a 8 inch penis.

My ex (13 @ the time) was 10 in.
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If you haven't noticed, girls pants magically fly off when you play Hey There Delilah.

Maybe the Canadians shouldn't try to illegally cross into the sea.

Never thought of...

I fail.
at poll. only 60% have an e-p33n larger than two feet? You guys are all being way too modest.
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Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
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