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I went to a party last night, and was hanging aroudn this girl. She said "I want you to kiss me right now!" and then kissed me..... Her boyfriend is one of my friends and so I said why did you kiss me? What about your boyfriend?! And she proceeds to text him, and tell him that I kissed her, and she didn't want it. Now she is being a total bitch about it, and won't tell him that I had nothing to do with it. She says she'll tell him later, and my obvious reply is "after he tries to kick my ass right?" I'm not sure if I should talk to him, or just let him come to me and when he tries to whoop my ass, take him out. I'm pretty skilled in fighting and I know I could beat him up, I just don't want to resolve this with violence. She is one of my good friends, I don't want to mess her relationship up either. I'm not sure how to handle this situation. Any ideas?
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#2
She's a bitch. Probably shouldn't be around her anymore.

Odds are, if she won't do anything, he won't change.
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#5
Uh... tell him the truth? Failing that, I suggest an elaborate plot to get her to kiss you again, only this time you're filming it. Bonus points if you can make her break into tears, then get radiohead to come by and tell her she's a crybaby.
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#6
kick his ass
Wake up
Your hiding in your nightmares
Your screaming behind closed eyes
What the hell are you waiting for
#7
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I went to a party last night, and was hanging aroudn this girl. She said "I want you to kiss me right now!" and then kissed me..... Her boyfriend is one of my friends and so I said why did you kiss me? What about your boyfriend?! And she proceeds to text him, and tell him that I kissed her, and she didn't want it. Now she is being a total bitch about it, and won't tell him that I had nothing to do with it. She says she'll tell him later, and my obvious reply is "after he tries to kick my ass right?" I'm not sure if I should talk to him, or just let him come to me and when he tries to whoop my ass, take him out. I'm pretty skilled in fighting and I know I could beat him up, I just don't want to resolve this with violence. She is one of my good friends, I don't want to mess her relationship up either. I'm not sure how to handle this situation. Any ideas?


I would not classify what you have described as an action done by a GOOD FRIEND
#11
shes a bitch
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#13
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Uh... tell him the truth? Failing that, I suggest an elaborate plot to get her to kiss you again, only this time you're filming it. Bonus points if you can make her break into tears, then get radiohead to come by and tell her she's a crybaby.



good plan...end thread/
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#14
Challenge him to a Guitar Hero duel.
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#17
Blatantly tell him the truth, why you trying to protect the bitch?
Both of you need to make sure u have nothin more to do with her!
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#18
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Challenge him to a Guitar Hero duel.

I agree with this.

And if there's a tie, settle it with a good ol' fashion Yu-Gi-Oh duel.
#20
Kip Dynamite also thought he was a skilled fighter. I go with, kick HER ass and drive to the desert and leave her ass out there. Then tell your friend that she was trying to take advantage of you, so you killed her. For his own good.
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#21
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Blatantly tell him the truth, why you trying to protect the bitch?
Both of you need to make sure u have nothin more to do with her!

I completely agree. If you guys feel lonely after ditching her, you always have each other
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#22
Did he actually say "Im gonna kick ur ass" or are you just assuming it?
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#24
Try explaining it first, if he don't believe you then get him in some kind of unbreakable hold, proceed to explain to him again and say you don't want to hurt him. Failing that........well, you are Bruce Lee, he is everyone Bruce Lee ever fought if you catch my drift.
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#25
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Uh... tell him the truth? Failing that, I suggest an elaborate plot to get her to kiss you again, only this time you're filming it. Bonus points if you can make her break into tears, then get radiohead to come by and tell her she's a crybaby.


and make her eat her parents.
#26
Hmmm, I have never heard of a friend that would intentionally set you up for an asswhooping?
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#27
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Did he actually say "Im gonna kick ur ass" or are you just assuming it?

Yeah, nowhere in his story does it say the guy actually threatened him.
#28
tell him the truth. don't screw up stuff with him cuz of a dumb broad. she sounds like a *****, and she was probably drunk..if she did it with you she's probably done it before to others. explain it to him. if he's too stupid to look past his dumb girlfriend you might just have to whoop his ass.

bros before hos.

unless action is involved. kissing isn't enough. go for gold.
#30
Or you could start up a conversation about pokemon. Any argument or disagreement amongst people can be settled if you bring up pokemon.
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#31
Kill them both.

Or just her. There arent enough trees to produce the amount of oxygen people like that waste every day by breathing.

And anyone who communicates with their partner or significant other via texting is automatically a bitch.
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#34
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Kill them both.

Or just her. There arent enough trees to produce the amount of oxygen people like that waste every day by breathing.

And anyone who communicates with their partner or significant other via texting is automatically a bitch.



Rofl, that tree burn was nice, I think I'm going to have to steal that one.
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#35
Chicks = TROUBLE
Say for instance someone raped a virgin.
Can they also be charged for theft?
#36
Hmm let me ask a question, were either of you drunk? Also, shes a complete bitch, however if the guy hasnt tried to kick your ass yet, maybe she didnt actually text him, she just pretended...although I dont know why anyone would do that.

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#38
i'd say the only way is to have sex with her
but only if she is fat
because having sex with fat chicks is great
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#40
yeah you should just talk to the man

Men should be able to listen and see threw the lies of the woman.

Any real man would understand.

if not,

just kill them both.

you really should just torture them both with a blow tortch
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