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#1
Is there anything else I can use as a substitute?
It's kind of urgent

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#6
use your poop. when im out of shaving cream and i gotta shave, i use my own feces, it gets the job done


if you do that, you HAVE to take pictures, that would make you the owner of the pit. or the loser, its a 50/50 shot
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#7
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Because of your insolence i'm gonna go against your advice entirely, use semen.

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#8
do it like a man, go in the shower and shave there, however if its for your pubes, dont do it....PERIOD, that itches like a mother ****er
#12
time for a serious one

HOT water like STEAMING hot

and SOAP

no joke it's smooooooother than shaving cream. it's what i use and it's cheap.
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#14
butter....**** none of you watch seinfeld?
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#15
Whipped cream?
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#16
glue? what about snow? if you live anywhere near the storm that just happened yesterday, then you have alot of that to choose from.
#17
be a man and use boiling water.
#18
Lathered up soap, or olive oil. Now as for growing hair to shave, I can't help you.
#19
I've shaved with out anything. Doesn't really hurt and shouldn't unless you have a full beard.
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#20
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be a man and use boiling water.

**** that. shave with cooking oil

wait scratch that! use ****ing molten bacon fat! if you were a REAL man you'd do this.
#23
no a REAL man would just light his facial hair on fire
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#24
Or you can just let it grow like a real man would...
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#25
Whipped cream? or cream might work. and your face would probably taste alright.
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#27
use nothing, it works fine without shaving cream as long as you dont use water, if you use water, your skin gets more sensitive and you get cut
just shave it without anything, you just need to keep an eye out cause sometimes its easier to miss spots
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#28
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no a REAL man would just light his facial hair on fire


a REAL man would just shave his whole face off so he wouldn't ever have to shave again.
#29
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a REAL man would just shave his whole face off so he wouldn't ever have to shave again.


wow, that was really gay
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#33
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i know, and Ok


nice

Some type of face wash would suffice. Anything that would calm the skin really.
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#34
battery acid?

No, but seriosly... Lather up some soap and watter.
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#35
Or rub Icy Hot on it.
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#36
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Or you can just let it grow like a real man would...

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#37
That's why I use an electric razor.
You dont have to use shaving scream.
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#38
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That's why I use an electric razor.
You dont have to use shaving scream.

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+[insert arbitrarily high number] to whomever said let it grow
#40
Olive oil.. smells good too. The chicks will really dig it, they'll be all over your face.
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