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This thread was somewhat inspired by that other thread in the pit about whether or not girls find muscles attractive. It just reminded me of a few things that have always bothered me and I want to see what you guys think. It's kind of a long rant, so don't say I didn't warn you.

Why are so many guys so stupid for really pretty girls? I don't understand it. It's like, guys see cleavage and they immediately drop everything they're doing and give the girl whatever she wants. But why? Because you're horny? I seriously doubt a girl is going to jump you and **** you in a 7/11 because you let her buy a soda without paying for the bottle deposit. I highly doubt walking over to a girl's car who you don't even know and pumping her gas because it's too cold for her to stand there and do it herself is going to result in a wild night of coitus. So what's the point? And even if these things did result in an offer of sexual favors, would you really want to go through with it? If that's all it takes for a complete stranger to decide to do it with you, you should probably decline. She probably has an STD cocktail waiting for your, eh... cocktail (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?).

This is not to say if I saw a girl struggling with carrying something heavy I wouldn't run over and offer to help. I would. But then again, I would do that for ANYONE. Not just girls with their tits popping out the tops of their turtleneck sweaters (a dollar for anyone who gets that reference).

Guys, we really need to stop being so completely stupid for girls just because they're pretty. This even happens on UG to some degree and it really should stop. This is why there are so many hot girls out there with zero social skills. They've never had to develop any. Treat them the same way you'd treat anyone else. Be honest. Don't tell them they're interesting if they really aren't. Don't tell them their song is perfect if it isn't. This brings me to the other issue I have...

I'm so tired of saying hi to a girl or being somewhat nice to her and having the girl think I'm trying to get into her pants. I've seriously had girls shut me down and walk away when I wasn't even trying to put any moves on them. I was just being the same nice person I am with EVERYONE I MEET. Too many girls have this mentality that every guy in the world wants to **** them. Get over yourselves. I've also had girls get the wrong idea and try to get into my pants because they assumed that I was trying to get into theirs when, in reality, I was never interested. I've also had guys call me gay because I actually turn down opportunities to have sex with something that has two legs and and a vagina hole (because that's all that girls are to some guys).

I just want to finish this up by saying that I like sex. A lot. I especially enjoy sex with attractive females. However, I don't expect doing minor favors for dumb/lazy girls who happen to be hot to result in sex, ok? So if I say hi to you and smile or give you a couple dollars to buy a soda or something, I'm doing it because I'm a nice person. If I refuse to let you push your way in front of me at a concert because you got there late and still think you have the right to stand next to the stage, then don't get all pissy and call me an asshole. Spend less time drowning in make up, drawing on eyebrows, and shoving your tits into a too-small top and get to the show earlier next time.

Anyway, males and females of UG.... what are your thoughts on the matter?
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Last edited by BigFatSandwich at Mar 10, 2008,
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aww i've never had a guy do any of these things for me.. way to make me feel bad
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aww i've never had a guy do any of these things for me.. way to make me feel bad

haha I'm sorry, that wasn't my intention.
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See now you make all guys look like twats.

I for one am not a twat, i am quite offended.

not all guys are twats, though. that's the point I was getting at. some guys are nice to girls because they respect them--not because they have other motives. a lot of ridiculously hot girls don't seem to understand that.
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See now you make all guys look like twats.

I for one am not a twat, i am quite offended.


+1 but I understand your point. Quite a lot of guys are dicks, or only offer to help girls that are allegedly "attractive".
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couldn't agree more... it's the same with me

edit: i'm glad i find a girl who understands me ;P
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GIRLS WANT GUYS WITH A BIG DONG

And girls believe assholes have big dongs.

It's simple

hahaha
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#11
last paragraph ftw.

and because i'm listening to them right now, Foo Fighters ftw. There I said it.
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#12
i do those things for girls to be nice
i dont expect sex because i know ill get it from someone else later.
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#19
I agree with you for the most part. I go to a school where there is many very attractive girls, who have less social skills than my guitar. They have popping sweaters and they get what they want from a horde of natural ice swilling football loving bros. disgusting. You should see the looks on there faces when I hold to the door open for them, politely smile while looking at there eyes and not tits, then walk away. Something they ain't used to.

But anyhow, I whole heartedly agree in giving everyone the time of day. It makes life much more pleasant.
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not Worhan, worhan is a baller. i reported that idiot who posted the pear, and has been spamming up everyforum on the site all night long.
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^ where are the mods tonight? someone's asleep at the wheel.
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#24
The only real things I do for a female is let them go first. As says the famous expression 'Ladies First.' I have a girlfriend so I don't have to do any of that stuff to impress a girl or something, although I would do it for my girlfriend obviously.

But yea I wouldn't go out of my way to help a female unless it was something serious, but not some bullcrap where it would be too cold for them to put gas in here car. I mean cmon, how is she gonna go naked if she's cold putting gas in there car - That just flushes the whole point down the toilet :P
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BigFatSandwich... I ****ing love you. i read all of that and i agree with every thing you said, at least someone's out there who's got enough of a brain to realise this.
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^ where are the mods tonight? someone's asleep at the wheel.


theyll get him, dont worry about it. i hope he gets IP banned. i was lurking the other forums and hes just spamming the hell out of them.
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The only real things I do for a female is let them go first. As says the famous expression 'Ladies First.' I have a girlfriend so I don't have to do any of that stuff to impress a girl or something, although I would do it for my girlfriend obviously.

But yea I wouldn't go out of my way to help a female unless it was something serious, but not some bullcrap where it would be too cold for them to put gas in here car. I mean cmon, how is she gonna go naked if she's cold putting gas in there car - That just flushes the whole point down the toilet :P


meh, i help everyone. its just more fun helping girls cuz they are usually a lot more grateful than old people. old people CAN shovel the snow out of their driveways they're just lazy.
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BigFatSandwich... I ****ing love you. i read all of that and i agree with every thing you said, at least someone's out there who's got enough of a brain to realise this.

thank you
I love you, too!
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#33
^ i actually kind of like that one. but in case you didnt notice you arent breaking any rules because
a) those are girls, which i know must seem nasty to you because you didnt get your cootie shot yet
b) there are no penises for you to beat off to, those are just fingers.
#35
I have to admit that a few of my friends are the type of girls that look like they spend hours in front of the mirror every morning.
I always feel heaps vain saying this, and I hate that feeling.
But the girls I'm friends with are all good looking people. And I've never met a better bunch of people.

Not all the pretty girls are complete bitches that just want sex and use every guy they see to get what they want.
#36
Yeah, BigFatSandwich, you are THAT cool. boys/men seem to think that if they do something nice/sleazy for me, that automatically = sexual favours.
like this one guy at a Living End concert put me on his shoulders cos im short, and bought me drinks and stuff, and then seemed to think it was a fantastic idea to ring me and text me at all hours of the day and night.

nb someone else gave him my number. not me, and i subsequently told him i moved to Cuba.
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Yeah, BigFatSandwich, you are THAT cool. boys/men seem to think that if they do something nice/sleazy for me, that automatically = sexual favours.
like this one guy at a Living End concert put me on his shoulders cos im short, and bought me drinks and stuff, and then seemed to think it was a fantastic idea to ring me and text me at all hours of the day and night.

nb someone else gave him my number. not me, and i subsequently told him i moved to Cuba.

yeah, it's a problem that isn't ever going to get any better because it's perpetuated by both guys and girls. I do my part by not buying girls drinks. Ha! If they came to a show expecting to drink, they should've brought money. No one pays for MY drinks, do they?
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#39
BigFatSandwich.

THANK YOU for posting this, now I know that someone agrees with me. **** most of the girls I know have the same mentality that everything will be ****ing handed to them, it's so annoying, so do the guys, they're all cocky and act like complete twats. I give you my thanks.
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