#1
ok, so im gonna assume everyone knows about the fortune cookie game. what are some of the ones you guys have come up with?
#2
My mum got a fortune cookie at a restruant that said "You will find happiness in a new job", and my mum goes "That's wierd as I'm starting a new job on Monday!" and the chinese dude goes "Ya! Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't!"

Oh I was sposed to make up my own? Ahh, dunno.

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no the game is where you add "in bed" to the end of your fortune

You will find happiness in a new job in bed? Are the Chinese community insulting my mother via delicious confectionary? The bastards

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#3
no the game is where you add "in bed" to the end of your fortune. does anyone remember a fortune that worked well with that?
#4
I've seen really bad ones. Like ads actually. It said "one with the yellow top always stays fresh, VH" I was like wow, why. And about coming up with my own, it's still early and I can't think.
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no the game is where you add "in bed" to the end of your fortune. does anyone remember a fortune that worked well with that?

I once had seven will be your lucky number.
So i guess that would work quite well.
#6
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no the game is where you add "in bed" to the end of your fortune. does anyone remember a fortune that worked well with that?



"You are the master of everything"....in bed.
#7
^even without the game, that one is badass

i had one yesterday that said: you will find happiness if you look for new oppurtunities...in bed. talking about anal i suppose