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#1
This kid that's a friend of one of my good friends' is starting to talk **** to me online and it's pissing me off.

It all started with a party that I took this girl to that I'm friends with and he knows I like her. So we get spectacularly drunk and me and her make out a bit. Then my other buddy offers her a back massage cause he's sick at them. I'm like "whatever, i don't care". but then she falls asleep right there on the couch. he soon falls asleep right next to her and i fall asleep two feet from em.

Next day, a rumor surfaces that she gave the kid, matt, a handjob and I'm like "wtf?" i didn't believe it cause I WAS THERE and yet this kid, Dan, that i'm pissed at decides to call this girl's house repeatedly at midnight and **** with her "for me" cause he felt like i didn't have the balls to call her out on it. I knew her better than that, although only knowing her about 2 months, so i told him to cut the ****, and he did for a while.

NOW he's posting bulletins on myspace - BULLETINS - calling me out, calling me a faggot for not hanging out with him afterward, saying i ditched my friends for a girl (...I wasnt even really friends with him, he went against my word, and he's just a douchebag besides).

So i told him straight-up, keep talkin **** and i'll knock you the **** out. he's like "aww do it, you're not man enough" and all this ****.

I'm 6'4", 180, and work out. This kid's a computer geek, fat and prolly stands at 5'8".

I think i should feed him his teeth. And btw, i know where he lives now, too haha. Ideas, pit?
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#2
dont be a fag...

and quit myspace.... Real men dont need it
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#4
hmmm dont be a douche, save a tooth
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#5
give him a back massage..?
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#6
I didn't bother reading...I hate reading, but fight him, I don't care what he did.
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#8
kick His Ass Seabass!
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#11
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Beat his ass seabass.

Beat you to it.
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#12
not BULLETINS! oh the humanity!
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#14
You're asking The Pit about engaging in violence.

*shakes head*

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#15
Be the better man. Beating on a smaller, weaker, less fit person would just turn you in to the wanker. Let him be the prick.

Eitherway, it's MySpace. It's a Bulletin. If that is the *only* way he can think of getting to you, then you've already won.
#16
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Damn we posted that at the same time my friend.

No, if it was the same time, they would be side by side.
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#17
Dude...you're not in high school anymore. Don't be a fucking baby.
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#20
6'4" and 180lbs?


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#24
Just meet up with him and sort things out, if he starts on you then just annihilate him
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#26
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ignore the crap out of him and grow some *


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Nah, fight him.

Might just be my "Scottish" attitude talking though

ahhh, violence.........
#27
Just give him what he wants, a good ol' fashioned wankjob.

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#30
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Just give him what he wants, a good ol' fashioned wankjob.

Then he runs the risk of H A N D A I D S
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#31
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not BULLETINS! oh the humanity!


I burst out laughing at that, not something the Pit makes me do often
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#32
yeah man how old are you...

and yeah you did teh mistake there when you got drunk together with your girl
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#33
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Like I'm Hungry says, give him a handjob.


Or you could just do that
#34
<pulls up chair>

<goes off to make popcorn>

<comes back, takes seat>

<passes popcorn around>

OK... who's gonna make a doobie then 'cause I'm settling in to watch the fight
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#36
Recite pi to five hundred places.

Trust me, it's the best choice you can make right now.
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#37
go to his huse it wll make him feel so uncomfortable
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#38
id challenge him to a hand job competition. first one to blows looses and get does or doesnt get the girl depending on whos cooler and more handsome and generally has more going for himself.

really its probably just wanking.
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#39
i cant believe someone had already bought up handjobs...
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