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Does anybody read it here, because I do, it's awesome, I love the comic strip things in the middle
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#4
The Daily Mail is xenophobic, scaremongering wank. I can't imagine a rational, thinking person reading it and not being disgusted.
#7
The daily mail...?

So you would object if I was to say...

I don't care if people want to live in our country.
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#8
Oh dear, the daily mail is a tabloid that appeals to idiots who pretend to be clever. At least the sun is a tabloid full of comedy.
#9
Shock *insert thing* will kill you *insert scaremongering way of dying* if you don't *insert something about immigrants/tax/labour* now!
God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed.
#10
Quote by rabidguitarist
The daily mail...?

So you would object if I was to say...

I don't care if people want to live in our country.


Aye, I'm sure they would. I hate the Daily Mail.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#11
Weekly world news is more fun, they know no one is taking them seriously so they can easly write about the loch ness monster giving birth to septuplets do to someone losing a fertility rx in the loch. See, Fun!
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#12
Quote by WangmasterHizzl
Shock *insert thing* will kill you *insert scaremongering way of dying* if you don't *insert something about immigrants/tax/labour* now!


Dont forget Maddie and Dianna
#13
Quote by slashnmash
Dont forget Maddie and Dianna


Yes. But immigrants obviously killed them both!
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#14
Nah its a conservative load of ****e. And we've heard enough about Dianna!
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The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#15
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Yes. But immigrants obviously killed them both!


Oh and its all Labours fault!
#16
I find it ridiculous that so many people can be spoon fed ridiculous, illogical right wing opinions every day. They seriously make me want to destroy my body with gamma rays. Sooner you read a better newspaper, the sooner you'll understand and grow up.

Big problems need big statements.
#18
Sorry, can you say that again but bigger?
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#22
Quote by slashnmash
Dont forget Maddie and Dianna


Mondays through Saturdays = Run pointless story on dianna.
Sundays = Plan new stories on dianna.
God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed.
#23
Quote by Ziggums
I only read newspapers for the boobs and people with embarrassing problems, Oh and Jeremy Clarksons column = Partial win


Newspapers have other things in them?! There was me thinking reading the Sport made me an informed individual
#24
Quote by slashnmash
Oh and its all Labours fault!


Madeline McCann is behind the rise in house prices! It's a conspirancy! IT'S A TRAP!!!

I only read the Sun cos my did gets it and leaves it about and i usually have nothing to read.
#25
Frankie Boyle:

"I made a machine that took all the Daily Mails from last year and generated the average headline. It was:

'Asylum seekers invade Britain with a new form of AIDS that lowers house prices'"

It was something like that anyway.
#27
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Newspapers have other things in them?! There was me thinking reading the Sport made me an informed individual


Well you're informed on the sport
#28
It's not even very good at doing that, makes a hell of a mess of my U bend anyway
#31


Oh I hope this is a joke thread.
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#32
Quote by WangmasterHizzl
Shock *insert thing* will kill you *insert scaremongering way of dying* if you don't *insert something about immigrants/tax/labour* now!


"Cows will kill you by eating your eyeballs while you sleep if you don't pay your taxes "


...

*leaves thread*
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#33
as my aunty said- "i wouldn't wipe my arse with it, i wouldn't wipe my dogs arse with it"
#34
The Daily Mail is so awful and fear-mongering that reading it actually becomes funny. I play 'spot the misinformed and bigoted opinion presented as unquestionable fact'.
#35
Daily mail bah...


more like the daily porn.


An example of a daily mail paper i saw.

HEADLINE: - "Barnacles ate my manhood"

in small writing:

"12 people were killed in Iraq today"

Cause people really give a **** about barnacles.
#37
Smooth troll is smooth?
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#38
I should show my mum this. You'd hate her views so much; vice-versa.

I don't take most news seriously, I just like reading something over breakfast.
#39
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Don't try and dignify the Daily Mail by calling it a broadsheet... good, upstanding papers like The Times are broadsheets. The Daily Mail is tabloid through and through.

Ah very true sorry.

I shall go hang myself behind the chemical sheds
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