#1
well my in my experience, for my 16th 2 weeks ago, a guy gave me 36 condoms.

we are planning on giving a different guy these:

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=12628

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=14116&random=&cid=&src=Search

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=12158
#2
What the **** is wrong with 36 condoms? You need those.
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#3
Quote by Dog454
What the **** is wrong with 36 condoms? You need those.

The problem is he doesn't have anything to use them with


I had to pop that one out.....(jokin)
#4
well... I've got them from my parents...
even more frustrating:P

but it turned out to be very handy...
#5
My friends got me an erotic novel with a dude that looked like Fabio on the cover. I hate my friends.


edit: oh and sorry, to give you an answer on what you should get him, do the ball scratcher. He'll love you forever.
Last edited by happytimeharry at Mar 10, 2008,
#6
I bought my friend a ballscratcher for his birthday, he loved it! Haven't seen those other ones though, get them.
#8
Quote by happytimeharry
My friends got me an erotic novel with a dude that looked like Fabio on the cover. I hate my friends.


Am I the only who laughed when I read Fabio?
#9
I'd get him the willy care kit...Nothing is more embarrassing than explaining to your parents what that little mirror is for.
#11
Number 2.
He will get so embarrased, and he have to hide it until his parents find it.

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#12
Quote by Mike!
I'd get him the willy care kit...Nothing is more embarrassing than explaining to your parents what that little mirror is for.

whatis it for (honest question)

i gave one friend a signed photo of myself and an easter eggfor his 18th,while the other got a packet of digestives in a cerial box wrapped in newspaper
#14
seriously dude use the condoms...

the shower boobs are rather immature, IMO.
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#20
Quote by happytimeharry
My friends got me an erotic novel with a dude that looked like Fabio on the cover. I hate my friends.

You hate Them?

Think about it, one of them made the sacrifice of buying it and being looked at.
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#21
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You hate Them?

Think about it, one of them made the sacrifice of buying it and being looked at.


Oh believe me dude, they had no problems with being seen purchasing the thing. They said they found it at the dollar store.
#23
I WANT that ball scratcher...


My balls have been itchin' me all day .. that'd be perfect for me !
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#25
I have a friend that uses a Mac and hates video games and we got him a 'Gaming for Windows Vista' magazine.
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