#1
Evening all (GMT users)

I have quite the situation in my house. I went to get a quick bath earlier and noticed there was a chubby fly on the wall. I thought "how did that get in? Strange..." and then left the bath running, made sure there weren't any more and went downstairs to watch some TV while it was running. I went back upstairs to get in the bath and there was 7 of them. Now I was slightly shaken and I can't say I feel too comfortable round them, considdering their movement patterns are like me when I'm drunk and they can't even land properly. Carrying on, I had my bath and tried getting rid of them after but now there's even more.

What the hell is going on?! How the hell do you get rid of them?
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They're breeding in your bath!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't have one, everything that needs throwing out in my bathroom gets thrown out straight away!

As for the person who said RUN!!!!!, believe me I did.
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Maggots utterly terrify me.

Get out of there before they crawl inside you and eat your flesh.
#10
Flies are gross and all, but maggots are the worst. I saw a dying fly give birth once, and it was absolutely disgusting. Maybe you unwittingly bathed with maggots.
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I don't have one, everything that needs throwing out in my bathroom gets thrown out straight away!

As for the person who said RUN!!!!!, believe me I did.



In that case, peer into your toilet. Could be fly eggs in it. Note I said peeR.


Maybe one of your flatmates has a corpse hidden under the floorboards.
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#13
I bet there's something dead around. Maybe under your bath?

Was it those horrible fat bluebottles? (I hate flies, especially bluebottles. They scare the crap outta me)
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[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']WTF? Flies in March?
There was a wasp in my kitchen last week.
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I bet there's something dead around. Maybe under your bath?

Was it those horrible fat bluebottles? (I hate flies, especially bluebottles. They scare the crap outta me)


Yes they were! See you're on the same lines as me here with them being scary. Thinking about it, I heard something scuttling in the loft the other day and the entrance to it is in my bathroom. I thought it was one of my neighbours trying to perve on me in the bath or something.
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Those bastard flies, coming into our c ountry, taking our jobs and raping our women

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You have to observe the flies like Bill Oddie.

See where they go, what they do.

Then kill them.


You know what, I like that idea. I should put new batteries in my camera and crack on. Would get repetitive though. "Here we see the blue-bottle circling the bathroom light and ramming into it repeatadly. Now it has stopped and landed on the wall. Now, you can see the blue-bottle circling the bathroom lamp and ramming it once again. It now rubs its legs together for no given reason. It is now part of the wall."
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You know what, I like that idea. I should put new batteries in my camera and crack on. Would get repetitive though. "Here we see the blue-bottle circling the bathroom light and ramming into it repeatadly. Now it has stopped and landed on the wall. Now, you can see the blue-bottle circling the bathroom lamp and ramming it once again. It now rubs its legs together for no given reason. It is now part of the wall."

It would be more entertaining if you combined it with a water pistol.
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Yes they were! See you're on the same lines as me here with them being scary. Thinking about it, I heard something scuttling in the loft the other day and the entrance to it is in my bathroom. I thought it was one of my neighbours trying to perve on me in the bath or something.

Yeah you've probably got a dead bird in the loft.
Good luck with that. Pics are not required, I'm sure it did happen.
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POKEFLIES!!!!

BLUEBOTTLE, I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!1!11!


Yeah it wasnt funny.....
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THAT would terrify me. "Aaargh the flies have technology" and all that. Thank you for the good luck by the way. I will be on with the documentry with water gun as requested when i finish work tomorrow since Tuesday is a boring day. Maybe my neighbour died up there whilst trying to watch me have a bath. You just never know.
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THAT would terrify me. "Aaargh the flies have technology" and all that. Thank you for the good luck by the way. I will be on with the documentry with water gun as requested when i finish work tomorrow since Tuesday is a boring day. Maybe my neighbour died up there whilst trying to watch me have a bath. You just never know.


Maybe ceiling cat died.....
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#28
Right, just incase you were concerned over the issue, I won. I've killed them all and my bathroom resembles an ancient buriel ground that Time-Team found once. Turns out there was a rather large dead rat in the loft which was disposed of. Anyway, we did film the glorious event and I will have it on YouTube for you as soon as possible.
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