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#3
A vagina.

EDIT: Beaten
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#4
^+1
I want to go as far to the edge without going over. Out on the edge, you can see all kinds of different things.
#5
Yeah, don't use so much hot water...
Quote by nintendocly
During practice once, my bass player was trying to act cool and headbang and I hit him in the face with sharp head of my washburn (accident maybe). Theres still a tiny bit of blood in my guitar, I think its kinda cool
#10
Quote by GrEgUms1991
A vagina, mouth or anus.


Technically it wouldnt be masturbation unless he himself was sucking his self?
#11
Quote by DeadMeadow
Technically it wouldnt be masturbation unless he himself was sucking his self?



Ahhhh geeeezz yeh, your right.

Dang
#17
Use KNIVEZ
Quote by nintendocly
During practice once, my bass player was trying to act cool and headbang and I hit him in the face with sharp head of my washburn (accident maybe). Theres still a tiny bit of blood in my guitar, I think its kinda cool
#22
Fleshlight lol
Quote by Pinballwizard93
you sir, Martinikiss7, should be president.



Jizz is where it is
#23
Quote by Chobes



+1 to those that get it.

i dont get the referance, but DAMN i love me some good billy joel songs
#24
You know that film where the two guys are about to fight and they dip there hands in tar, then broken glass and stones and stuff (think it's kickboxer)? Do that first.
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#31
Quote by Vermintide
Simple: Don't do it as often.

You'll earn a whole new appreciation of the phrase "quality over quantity".

ahhhh.... well said.
#33
Quote by Chobes



+1 to those that get it.


Yes

doesn't work for me though.
Quote by DeathByDestroyr
your speaker is not broken in?

if i where you, i wouldnt play through it until it is
#34
the stranger works nice LOL
Im gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans !!!!
#36
Quote by Chobes



+1 to those that get it.


haha
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#38
a sandwich with a lot of mayonaise
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#39
Quote by Vermintide
Simple: Don't do it as often.

You'll earn a whole new appreciation of the phrase "quality over quantity".


I agree with this man. If you do it daily, then quit for about a week or longer. When you finally do it, it will feel f*ckin' great!
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