#1
I've been trying to get a job for sooooo long. I finally got one at Papa Johns driving delivery. I'm going to use the money to help pay for a recording of my music.

ANYWAY, whats driving delivery like? I just got the job officially today.
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#2
Women short of readies will pay you in sex.
At least, that's what I learned from porn.
#3
Nope, cant say I have. But on the subject..I'd like a pizza. I understand the problem with the atlantic being in the way, but you're getting paid, so don't moan.
#4
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At least, that's what I learned from porn.

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#9
To be honest, I think what you'd have to pay for in gas isn't worth it..
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#10
i think it be pretty good
they usually get pretty good tips and id assume they get payed well, cuz of gas and stuff
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#11
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To be honest, I think what you'd have to pay for in gas isn't worth it..
Pizza Hut around here pays for gas.
#12
Apparantly there are nowhere near as many threesomes as the media portrays.
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To be honest, I think what you'd have to pay for in gas isn't worth it..

Usually the pizza place covers your gas.
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#15
wheres my pizza i ordered like an hour ago!
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#16
Nope, sorry. I've never even seen one, which makes me question their authencity.

Once I did work as a stunt doulbe for a porno flick involving a pizza delivery guy though.
#20
So what you guys are telling me is that there AREN'T threesome involved in this job?

What kind of a fraud is this?
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#21
Personally haven't done it, but from what I understand it's a stoner's paradise, so if you are into that you should have fun. as far as $ it really depends on your customers.
#22
Does the pizza place cover gas, if not you'll probably be in the negative
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#23
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Does the pizza place cover gas, if not you'll probably be in the negative


Dude why would people work a job that they spend money to keep?
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#24
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So what you guys are telling me is that there AREN'T threesome involved in this job?

What kind of a fraud is this?

All I got was bruises from an experimental scene involving two hamsters, three pints of milk and a chainsawy. That other dude seemed to be enjoying himself though.

I'm not sure if he was a real pizza delivery guy though; he did not follow health regulations. Also, that was hardly the kind of salami that old lady had in mind when she made that order!

Her grandchildren didn't seem to mind though... Neither did her pet chimp gimp!
#25
No, I've never been one. But I did get to go on a ride along once, it was the most exciting night of my life. I helped deliver pizzas.
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All I got was bruises from an experimental scene involving two hamsters, three pints of milk and a chainsawy. That other dude seemed to be enjoying himself though.

I'm not sure if he was a real pizza delivery guy though; he did not follow health regulations. Also, that was hardly the kind of salami that old lady had in mind when she made that order!

Her grandchildren didn't seem to mind though... Neither did her pet chimp gimp!


*takes note on clipboard*

MMmmm hhhmm... I think I'm going to like this job.
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