#1
Name a quote you've headr of George Bush say, we'll see how far we get.
I'll start:

"I know it's hard to put food on your family."

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#4
one word: "ERRACK!"

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#5
Quote by dudeqwertyuiop1
Something like "OBGYN's aren't able to practice their love on women"


that was a very good quote, imo.
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#7
"our enemies never stop thinking of ways to harm our people, neither do we" (something to that effect, not word for word)
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#8
Quote by SloppyJoseph
"The war started on my watch, but it will end on your's."


Something like that

Leave it to George Bush to put an apostrophe where it doesn't belong.

Wait a second...


Anyway, my personal favorite is something along the lines of "They do not speak English, French, or Mexican."
#9
"we have a saying here in texas, fool me once, shame on you, shame on you, you fool me we cant get fooled again"
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#12
'We're going to restore chaos to the Middle East.'
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#13
I believe in a world were people and fish can coexist peacefully.


It's a shame he butchered that, as it's one of the few things he's said as President that I respect.
#14
"Most of our imports are from foreign countries." Not word for word, but extremely retarded. And ordinary American citizens voted him into office. Twice.
#15
The king of em all....

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#17
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#18
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions."

"All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone."

"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. ... If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about."
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#19
"Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?' "
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#20
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
Leave it to George Bush to put an apostrophe where it doesn't belong.

Wait a second...


Anyway, my personal favorite is something along the lines of "They do not speak English, French, or Mexican."



I thought that's how he'd spell it.
#21
Quote by Pizza The Hut
W is dumb, that fact is indisputable... but he rocks.

yeah...

"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."

"I'm the master of low expectations."

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
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#23
Quote by Centurion
"Most of our imports are from foreign countries." Not word for word, but extremely retarded. And ordinary American citizens voted him into office. Twice.


Did he really say that?

/facepalm
#24
Quote by Masonpwiley
Did he really say that?

/facepalm

I think the exact wording was "More and more of our imports are coming from overseas.", but yeah.
#25
a quote from black bush.


"who said somethin' about oil bitch, you cookin'? "
"Where the Beatles wanted to hold your hand, the Stones wanted to fuck your sister or daughter"

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#27
Quote by Centurion
"Most of our imports are from foreign countries." Not word for word, but extremely retarded. And ordinary American citizens voted him into office. Twice.


I know what quote you're talking about - it's in my sig .

And TS, great thread!
#28
yea, bush does rock pretty hard. His legacy is most certainly going to be (other than destroying our economy with iraq) being the funniest president. it's like he's the best comedian in the world, but since he's the president, no one thinks he's joking.
#29
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
Leave it to George Bush to put an apostrophe where it doesn't belong.

Wait a second...


Anyway, my personal favorite is something along the lines of "They do not speak English, French, or Mexican."

LOL hahahahahahahahahahaha
MEXICAN! GOD! good one

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#32
I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas.

The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th.

Wisdom and strength, and my family, is what I'd like for you to pray for.

And so, what Gen. Petraeus is saying, some early signs, still dangerous, but give me -- give my chance a plan to work.

There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam). Death is terrible.

My job is a job to make decisions. I'm a decision -- if the job description were, what do you do -- it's decision maker.
#33
"The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th."

........Are you for real?
#34
Quote by MartiniKiss7
"Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?' "
"Strategery"
"Nucular"


"Childrens do learn."
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