#1
on another forum i use for local music, a guy has posted the text from a letter he found on the street which seems to be a junkies love letter

another member suggested putting it to music, so i grabbed the acoustic and came out for a random laugh


with this have a listen its on my profile,

ill post up the letter if you want
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#3
"Alright Babe, How ye doing darlin? Its about 8am sunday night and i'm f*cking bored to death. I can't stop thinking about friday, only five days to go! I can't wait to see you babe, really miss you like f*ck so roll on friday morning eh Laura. You better be at the gate to meet me on friday 9-9.30, then we can go home for a dynamite ride! I'm choking for ye, so ye know you're in for it- I'm just dying to do the business bounce all over ye. I was raging that dafftie phoned your mum telling her you are in the jail, what the f*ck does that have anything to do with ANYTHING in our relationship. He's pratically stalking ye, and i'm f*cking getting sick of him. I hope that you are moving in to the flat so ye can move out of that **** hole. If you move in, put a form in for a CCG and say you've got your own flat and you'll get a grant for a few hunner. But i just want you to move in wi me so we're together. I'm really glad you're on the meth, i hope that you don't go too high, you only need 30-40ml plus. If you want to try for a baby you really have to think about that, i know i would love to have a wee boy or girl to you, i'd be the best dad. Darlin', i was hoping you'd keep your Vallies for me on friday and you know you'll get zimos fae me. Babe, i'm 100% getting your name tattooed on my chest, hope you get mine on yours too. I'm just chilling to Dance Anthems and i'm Horny, Horny, Horny, just came on to f*ck. I'm pure sex pested up to the max, can't wait for your nice hot tasting p*ssy. Mmmm... I'm going to lick your cl*t for ages....."
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#5
Sounds like he's going to have a good time.
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#6
its so funny!!!
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#7


EDIT: my god, the scottish accent and really bad singing just makes it even better!
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#9
Oh my God, that is possibly the coolest song i've heard in ages

props to you, thats hilarious
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#10
accent is real and the guy who wrote it probably sounds not far off it!
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#11
oh yeah, the accent was good actually. lol i spent most of my childhood in the UK and its odd how on the smallest area of land people's accents differ so much
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#14
The song is 4:20, coincidence?
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#15
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The song is 4:20, coincidence?

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#17
me neither please explain
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#18
In length, sorry.

EDIT: Which in American is national smoke pot day, which is drug related, so relevant to a story about junkies.
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#20
That was absolutely awesome.
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#21
If you make your voice a little louder it would be even better!


'cause your words aren't audible enough.
#22
thanks for the positive feedback people, this track was just a random spur of the moment thing so it will be this track only, don't think i could do it again without breaking into fits of laughter.

thanks again
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