#1
If you were (hopefully were) a necrophiliac would you actually be sane enough to use protection (not ghostbusters either)
#2
Are you actually saying you want people to **** corpses or am I just really tired?

I hope for the latter but can't rule out the former.
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#4
Quote by hethamulburton
Are you actually saying you want people to **** corpses or am I just really tired?

I hope for the latter but can't rule out the former.



ted bundy did several times to many victims. he used to dress them up and stuff to make them less well, dead.
#5
Dead people can get pregnant, and give birth to ZOMBIE BABIES!
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#6
Well you parents should have. Bazing?
I doubt it. How many necro's are there anyhow?
#7
Quote by rush4life
Protection from what? Maggots?



can you imagine a maggot going into your maggot?!?
#8
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#9
Quote by Andreas1
If you were (hopefully were) a necrophiliac would you actually be sane enough to use protection (not ghostbusters either)


Uh... something tells me that if you were a necrophiliac you would definitely NOT be sane enough to use a condom
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#10
Quote by Andreas1
ted bundy did several times to many victims. he used to dress them up and stuff to make them less well, dead.


I know it's happened before, but if you read it closely... it says he hopes we are.

I pray that be a typo.
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#11
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Protection from what? Maggots?

i heard about this one chick and her boyfriend at a school near me
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so she was giving him head before school, because theyre in love and stuff, and right around lunch time, her throat starts to hurt a lot. by the end of the day, it hurt so much, that she just decided to go to the doctor. she explained to him that she had been blowing her boyfriend that morning, and the doctor told her that she had maggots in her throat, so her boyfriend had either been having sex with animals, or dead people. then she found out that her boyfriend was at a funeral the day before.

keep in mind that i know this probably isnt true, i'm not that gullible.
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#12
protection? well I guess it depends on whether or not they have a license to carry a gun
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#13
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Dead people can get pregnant, and give birth to ZOMBIE BABIES!


Haha. Wow. That just made my night
#14
Quote by Infamou$17
Uh... something tells me that if you were a necrophiliac you would definitely NOT be sane enough to use a condom



but as i said they may enjoy easy sex but wouldnt enjoy a maggot in their japs eye
#15
If the corpse is warm, i don't bother with a condom, but if it's been say, under the bridge rotting for about 2 weeks then yes, i do wear a condom, pleased to make your aquaintence TS
#16
i really REALLY wish that i now didn't have to think about necros.

im pretty sure youd use a condom dude. no buddy REALLY wants to be sticking their dick in a rotted vagina unprotected.
#17
Well, you have to remember that condoms were originally made from the intestine of sheep. So, depending on freshness of whatever there is built in rubber there technically.
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#18
Quote by Andreas1
can you imagine a maggot going into your maggot?!?


I give my cock a less insulting name.
#19
Quote by rosamamosa
i heard about this one chick and her boyfriend at a school near me
prepare for a wall of text:
so she was giving him head before school, because theyre in love and stuff, and right around lunch time, her throat starts to hurt a lot. by the end of the day, it hurt so much, that she just decided to go to the doctor. she explained to him that she had been blowing her boyfriend that morning, and the doctor told her that she had maggots in her throat, so her boyfriend had either been having sex with animals, or dead people. then she found out that her boyfriend was at a funeral the day before.

keep in mind that i know this probably isnt true, i'm not that gullible.



lmfao

i can just imagine the english doctor 'yes i would presume the male must have fornicated with a human corpse'
#20
Quote by Brandon860
Well, you have to remember that condoms were originally made from the intestine of sheep. So, depending on freshness of whatever there is built in rubber there technically.
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I hate dirty logic



EWWWWWWW.


think about it, just tell that to your girl next time you're ****ing her. "technically were using a condom right now "

actually, i might make a game of it.

id call it "rodeo style" whisper that, or something about her sister into her ear while going from behind, and then grab on and hold on for dear life as shes trying to throw you off
#21
Quote by rosamamosa
i heard about this one chick and her boyfriend at a school near me
prepare for a wall of text:
so she was giving him head before school, because theyre in love and stuff, and right around lunch time, her throat starts to hurt a lot. by the end of the day, it hurt so much, that she just decided to go to the doctor. she explained to him that she had been blowing her boyfriend that morning, and the doctor told her that she had maggots in her throat, so her boyfriend had either been having sex with animals, or dead people. then she found out that her boyfriend was at a funeral the day before.

keep in mind that i know this probably isnt true, i'm not that gullible.

"this one chick" right...would this "chick" happen to be you?
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#22
Quote by maccas666
If the corpse is warm, i don't bother with a condom, but if it's been say, under the bridge rotting for about 2 weeks then yes, i do wear a condom, pleased to make your aquaintence TS



cool man i aint shakin your hand tho dude
#24
Quote by Andreas1
...type in necro into google images....

HOW DID YOU GET THOSE!?

I use a friggen' polaroid!
#25
Quote by hethamulburton
Are you actually saying you want people to **** corpses or am I just really tired?

I hope for the latter but can't rule out the former.

haha no he's not saying he wants people to **** dead bodies, he's saying that he hopes if you were a necro, you are not currently still a necro
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#27
For real though, I wouldn't worry about the rubber, I'd be to busy thinking about catching crotch rot.

See what I did there?

You know, cause it's a decomposing body and it's also a name for venereal disease.

Kinda like a "play on words" things eh.
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#28
Quote by maccas666
HOW DID YOU GET THOSE!?

I use a friggen' polaroid!



lol whos gonna hold the camera while you are penetrating the undead?
#29
Quote by Brandon860
For real though, I wouldn't worry about the rubber, I'd be to busy thinking about catching crotch rot.

See what I did there?

You know, cause it's a decomposing body and it's also a name for venereal disease.

Kinda like a "play on words" things eh.


my point entirely
#30
Then the question must be asked. Do diseases live on after the body dies?

(Doctors feel free to help out)
#31
Quote by edwardthegreat5
Dead people can get pregnant, and give birth to ZOMBIE BABIES!




welp, looks like it's time to take one for the team and get that zombie apocalypse a-movin'.
#32
Oooo, good question. Dude, remember the plague? As for STD's though...
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#33
Quote by Andreas1
lol whos gonna hold the camera while you are penetrating the undead?

Rigamortis, the dead do have hands you know
#34
Quote by maccas666
Rigamortis, the dead do have hands you know


is that rigamortis or are you just pleased to see me
#35
Quote by Andreas1
is that rigamortis or are you just pleased to see me


We were in a serious conversation and you steered it towards the penis, *whispers to self* only in the pit
#36
Quote by maccas666
We were in a serious conversation and you steered it towards the penis, *whispers to self* only in the pit

A serious conversation about using condoms when having sex with corpses?


only in the pit
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#37
Quote by edwardthegreat5
A serious conversation about using condoms when having sex with corpses?


only in the pit



the pit is like a 4rth dimension