#1
I just went in to the bathroom right, and the door has this horrible creak. When I closed it, I let one rip; and the pitch of the creaking and the fart were identical.
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#3
Thats how fall out boy got big.
sincewhen??

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#6
I think you deserve the 2008 Acheivement Award.
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#8
I farted into my guitar tuner once, I got an F#
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#9
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I farted into my guitar tuner once, I got an F#

haha

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#11
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Your mother's queef is an F# too. Coincidence?



Your mama's queef is a B flat, ie. Slack
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#12
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Your mother's queef is an F# too. Coincidence?


My step bro claimed to have peefed on more than one occasion.

If you don't know what that is, just think about it.
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#13
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Your mama's queef is a B flat, ie. Slack




Oh god, I almost woke up my parents I laughed so hard.
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#16
sig'd.
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#17
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*slow clap*

*builds speed of slow clap into regular clap*
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#19
I remember a couple of buddies and I were making orgasm noises into the tuner. My orgasm is an A.
#20
Best thread ever.

But I remember me coming home at night and no one was there. As I opened the door made this sound you described.

It scared the fcking hell out of me as I thought there was a burglar who farted...
#22
Man Bags ftw.

Whatever that may be..
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#24
Damn. I'll go with coinkydink then.
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#29
Words cannot describe inanity of this thread.
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#31
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*tumultuous climatic clap*

*farts in the same key as the clapping*
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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#32
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sig'd.


NOOOOOOOOO!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


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#33
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In all fairness, it is on the edge of the gay circle.


even as a fan I have to agree it can be pretty manbagish.

Also next time try to fart a fifth above.
Last edited by kaptink at Mar 11, 2008,