#1
DON'T READ IF POOP GROSSES YOU OUT

i took the worst dump of my life yesterday, like childbirth bad. today, my ass is still sore. i have to poop again and i'm afraid to do it. what's a guy to do?
#5
Aspirin. Lots of it...
If you see me in the pit, know that I'm only there because the metal forum is moving slowly.
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i think nebarskan is a cool guy, eh wears a nile and doesnt afraid of anything


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#6
Stop eating so much then, fatty. Solves all of your problems.

Or take a load of anti-dihorrea pills, you'll never crap again.