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#1
Hello.

So, I have a slight problem.

I bought a pineapple the other day, and now as I was eating it for dessert, I was shocked to find out that the slice I took a bite from had a lip-shaped blood stain.
I was bleeding from several tiny wounds in my lips. Only for a short while.

What could cause this? I've eaten pineapple before and nothing like this happened.


Yes, I peeled the goddamn fruit before eating it.
#3
Sometimes the acids in the fruit can hurt chapped lips and make them bleed.
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#4
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Sometimes the acids in the fruit can hurt chapped lips and make them bleed.



yup, pineapple acid can be especially iritant.
#5
That's weird, I think it could be cracked/dry lips splitting, I dunno.
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#8
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Hello.

So, I have a slight problem.

I bought a pineapple the other day, and now as I was eating it for dessert, I was shocked to find out that the slice I took a bite from had a lip-shaped blood stain.
I was bleeding from several tiny wounds in my lips. Only for a short while.

What could cause this? I've eaten pineapple before and nothing like this happened.


Yes, I peeled the goddamn fruit before eating it.


are you sure you weren't just wearing lipstick?
#10
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']So that was it... My lips are a bit chapped.

They sting like hell atm


1. be a man and get over it
2. shove a cactus up ur butt.
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1. be a man and get over it
2. shove a cactus up ur butt.


You are not funny.
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#13
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Sometimes the acids in the fruit can hurt chapped lips and make them bleed.


+1 Happened to me before - just drink water or something no acidic with it
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#14
If there are some pineapple farmers reading this;

F*ck you! I'm never buying your motherf*cking fruits again!
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Did you cut the spikey skin off first?
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#18
how can u peel a pineapple?? :confused?

Edit: nvm stupid question -.-
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#20
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']No, it isn't Thursday.
I haven't laughed so hard from something as simple as this on UG before.

There for i congratulate you, Tommy[fin] for taking my virginity.
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#21
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Hello.

So, I have a slight problem.

I bought a pineapple the other day, and now as I was eating it for dessert, I was shocked to find out that the slice I took a bite from had a lip-shaped blood stain.
I was bleeding from several tiny wounds in my lips. Only for a short while.

What could cause this? I've eaten pineapple before and nothing like this happened.


Yes, I peeled the goddamn fruit before eating it.

Translation:

I tried to fuck a pineapple, and now my penis is bleeding... halp?

Seriously though, lip balm, make friends with it.
#22
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#23
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Translation:

I tried to fuck a pineapple, and now my penis is bleeding... halp?

Seriously though, lip balm, make friends with it.




You seem like you have some experience about this.

Seeing what it did to my lips, a pineapple would be the last place I'd stick my dick in.

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#25
My lips were soar for several days after eating a pineapple bleeding alot
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#26
You have AIDS.


I'm surprised nobody has realised this already.
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#27
i havnt had a really good pineapple in a while.........

gotta go get one
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#28
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You have AIDS.


I'm surprised nobody has realised this already.

And, of course, if he rubs Icy Hot all over his lips, he'll be immediately cured
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#29
No but seriously though, I don't think anyone can eat a whole pineapple without start to bleed from his mouth.
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#31
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Sometimes the acids in the fruit can hurt chapped lips and make them bleed.


lol chapped lips.....but seriously if you dont peel it right, theres little seed-shaped things in it and they'll cut you up good, its happened to me also, but not a lot of blood like you said, just a bit, i think you have hemophilia or something.
#32
But it hurts like a bitch
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#35
Pineapple's the bomb, but I hate it when that **** gets stuck between the teeth. **** THAT.
#36
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YOU HAVE AIDS

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AIDS?!


...E?!

Oh God... That's the worst kind. I feel bad for you TS


Serves you right for ****ing a fruit after going down on a cheesegrater while you had lipstick on, though.
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#39
when I worked in the produce department last summer I would cut like 20 pineapples at a time, and my finger would start bleeding.
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#40
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when I worked in the produce department last summer I would cut like 20 pineapples at a time, and my finger would start bleeding.


Fucking pineapples.
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