#1
my bus driver is a rapist. every day he talks to this girl and calls her "jenna jenna" (her name is jenna). he always asks how she slept last night.f he is ghetto and his name is ED and he suspended me from the bus for pissing in a bottle (a 6th grader told on me). post some crazy things about your bus driver
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#2
I had a bus driver, we called him B.O. Man.
The bus was refered to as 'the tin can'.

I had another bus driver called Bill. He perved on the hot girls. And got them chocolates.
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my bus driver is a rapist. every day he talks to this girl and calls her "jenna jenna" (her name is jenna). he always asks how she slept last night.f he is ghetto and his name is ED and he suspended me from the bus for pissing in a bottle (a 6th grader told on me). post some crazy things about your bus driver


U pissed in a bottle? LMAO well anyways my bus driver doesnt talk and I dont know lol.
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#5
we have a bus driver called Lol (I kid you not, Its short for Laurence apparently) who plays Shadows Fall and similar bands REALLY loud. It pisses of the chavs soooo much.
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#8
my bus driver wears shorts till xmas...she said its a family thing and they arent allowed to wear pants till after xmas...we live in ohio...so its damn cold by then...
#9
my bus driver is a gangster... literally! he says yo and doug and all that stuff.
#10
my principal rubs ppls shoulders when he talks to them. his first name is joe but he prefers to be called his last name and so one time my friend asked if he could call the principal joe and our principal hugged him tightly and said "id prefer you not do that honey"
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#11
one of my old bus drivers had quite a strange face
imagine an asian(indian) version of this with a slightly bigger odder shaped upper lip


he also makes strange hand gesture to no one too
for instance i was just standing up near wear the drivers seat is (no seats left)
he just starts whirling his hand round his head as if he was a helicopter of some sort
..........i was very confused
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my bus driver is a gangster... literally! he says yo and doug and all that stuff.

is his name doug pehaps?
#13
Tell somebody about it.

Who knows, maybe you can help a girl from being taken advantage of in the future if it goes unsaid.
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#14
He calls her Jenna Jenna? He could be like that guy off Goodfellas:
'I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers.'
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and to make the story better jenna jenna is a little girl and my bus driver is a big ghetto dude
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#17
My bus driver is a psycho soccer mom/ nazi that doesn't know how to drive. End of story.
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every day he talks to this girl and calls her "jenna jenna" (her name is jenna)

Wow, I never would have guessed that.

And I don't have a bus driver anymore, but when I did, it was just some old lady who said about 10 words a year.
#19
we bulied a teacher out the school and now he drives the school bus and he said once if you do well in school your go far in life!

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my bus driver is a rapist. every day he talks to this girl and calls her "jenna jenna" (her name is jenna). he always asks how she slept last night.f he is ghetto and his name is ED and he suspended me from the bus for pissing in a bottle (a 6th grader told on me). post some crazy things about your bus driver

so?? i have a ****ing vice principle that does that, he goes in the middle of girl cliques and flirts with them, hes such a tool.
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I'm pretty sure a teacher could get fired for doing that.

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#23
All bus drivers over here are utter twats. I think it's the only requirement.

EDIT: Also, your bus driver is probably just a nice guy. You, however, sound like a moron - what with your pissing into a bottle on a school bus.
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#24
LOL you pissed in a bottle?? um i have a different bus driver every day, usually, because i take public transport. they don't really do anything except what they're supposed to do.
sup?
#25
I'm not a middle schooler who thinks he'll be cool in front of his friends by peeing in a bottle for teh lawlz.

I never rode the bus, he seems like a nice bus driver.
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