#1
my dad just tried giving me the "father-son-talk"...

it was odd, he just kinda repeated himself about 5 times and i just sat there and nodded. its happend before but like, last time he did it i wasn't in a relationship... and i was still a virgin lol. don't get me wrong like, my dads awesome and i could talk to him about anything... just seemed kinda awkward when it shouldn't have been.

any similar awkward stories? lol
#3
before i went to germany on a school trip my mum and my dad sat down next to me and gave me a condom.. i was like WTF
#4
my parents are religious. i had to learn what goes where from the internet
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#5
Quote by ForfeitTheGame
before i went to germany on a school trip my mum and my dad sat down next to me and gave me a condom.. i was like WTF

thats AWESOME lol

go screw the eurpean chicks as much as you want son, just wear protection
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before i went to germany on a school trip my mum and my dad sat down next to me and gave me a condom.. i was like WTF



Dude that is wicked.. like the other guy said, have fun with the Europeans ahah
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#8
haha no... deff not... my dad never gave me a sex speach and my sister asked him why he said mat noes to wear a rubber haha.......
#9
Quote by ForfeitTheGame
before i went to germany on a school trip my mum and my dad sat down next to me and gave me a condom.. i was like WTF

What good do they think A SINGLE condom is going to do you? If you they think you're going to fuck while you're off in Germany, they should realize you're not going to stop after one time.

As for me, no. I have no awkward family moments. Probably the only advantage to social isolation.
#10
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my parents are religious. i had to learn what goes where from the internet

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on topic though, them looking at my history and learning how much the intarwebz had taught me =/
#11
It happened to my friend and I swear this is true and, god, awkward like ****

It was a family reunion, for some reason his grand mother drank a little bit to much, and suddenly all the girls (wich are all from his family) talked about there nipples and their size. His grand mother told her's were big and brown, she laugh, and his uncle laugh and said that would be funny to see that.

So she flash her boobs.
#12
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I happened to my friend and I swear this is true and, god, awkward like ****

It was a family reunion, for some reason his grand mother drank a little bit to much, and suddenly all the girls (wich are all from his family) talked about there nipples and their size. His grand mother told her's were big and brown, she laugh, and his uncle laugh and said that would be funny to see that.

So she flash her boobs.

Ahh, freakish families uniting in the house of intoxication
#13
Getting baked with your parents is weird as hell at first.

But then it gets pretty fun.
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#14
My mother tried to give me that talk... I still don't understand aren't birds a bit bigger than bee's?....

I remember this kid from my primary school who thought that sex meant jumping up and down on a girls bed...i would loved to have seen his first date lol
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#15
Not really for me. I never got "the talk" so luckily I never had to go through with that. Maybe the worst time was when my mom found pr0nz on my history and I blamed it on my dad.
#17
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what the hell your 19 and he gave you a talk?


yeah i know, they still think i'm 13 though... lol
he actually started the talk with "now i know i should have told you this years ago....."

now that i think about it... it wasn't really about sex, just about me and my girlfriend
#18
My mom found "naughty" notes in my pocket when she washed my jeans...
They weren't REALLY, it was a bunch of inside jokes...
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Getting baked with your parents is weird as hell at first.

But then it gets pretty fun.

Dude yeah, when I first got stoned with my dad it was weird as ****, same with my best friend and his mom.
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#21
my parents are divorced, and one time a car ride home with me and my dad he was saying stuff about like how me and my brother comes first. and him dating other people and stuff...and i know how closed off he usually is so that went kinda awkward
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