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#2
Tylenol
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#4


And I think TS's product is badass. I'd love to have things taste like bacon. Bacon is ****ing awesome.
#6
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']

Garlic Vodka.

If you want hideous breath.
I cringed when I saw the words "garlic" and "vodka" next to each other.
#8
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']

Garlic Vodka.

If you want hideous breath.
I suppose you could use it in cooking?

Otherwise
#11
dude the Solar Powered Flashlight

^^^i used to think it was one of those dumb 'polish inventions' like the submarine screen door... but its REAL!!!!

lol
Quote by britneyspears69
I got my first guitar recently and people are telling me to get pickups. I don't get it. What do they do? Do they help you when you drop your pick?
#12
Nads



Basically a cold-wax hair removal system. Supposedly painless, but hurts like a mutha.


... and your "nads" is the worst place you could put it.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Last edited by SomeoneYouKnew at Mar 11, 2008,
#15
Quote by led_zeppelin678
dude the Solar Powered Flashlight

^^^i used to think it was one of those dumb 'polish inventions' like the submarine screen door... but its REAL!!!!

lol

#16
http://www.walletpix.com/

I guess its useful for some people...but i just get pissed when ever i see the commercial. Dont ask me why i dont really know.
Gear:
Electric
Yamaha RGX520
Fender Strat HSS

Acoustic
1952 Martin and Co 00-18.
Yamaha FGX730SCA

Amp
Fender Twin Reverb
Fender Amp FM25 DSP

Pedals
Boss DS-1
#17
Dragonforce
like who wants to see a drunk asian/englishman (wtf kinda combo is that?) drunk trying to play fast guitar?
Gear:
Jackson DKMG Dinky (EMG 81/85)
Ibanez GIO (i put a Dimbucker in the bridge)
Crate GT65 (65 watts) to be upgraded soon, suggestions welcome (must be tubed)
Floor Pod (for sale)
#22
Quote by ChaoticVengence
Dragonforce
like who wants to see a drunk asian/englishman (wtf kinda combo is that?) drunk trying to play fast guitar?


haha you got it right there
#25
fleshlight
whatever happened to using your hand?
Without spiritual mentoring, too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay
- Prince
#27
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
http://www.benderball.com/


They're selling a fucking ball.

dood!i saw an infomercial on this the other night and i was thinking the same thing! its just a ****ing rubber ball...
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#30


Designed to break up your... um... shit, and to lubricate the rectum.
-\_/-
Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#34
Quote by InvaderTSN
Also, Tater Mitts.

http://www.tatermitts.com/

They peel potatos as you rub them in the sink.

that doesnt look that bad....
Anti-Sig


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#35
fleshlights. seriously, they're kind of gross...

also the robot guitar and microwave bacon.
Songs!
Something's Changed
Frost

BC Rich Mockingbird Evil Edge
Dean Palomino Vintage Sunburst
Indiana Scout Acoustic in Sparkly Blue
Kustom Arrow 16DFX, soon to be a Vox Valvetronix 50
Dimebag Custom Crybaby
Fab Tone
#36
Those all-in-one oscar mayer microwave hotdogs are a terrible idea also.... never fully cook, buns get soggy, taste like poo
#38
Quote by x/taluha
http://www.bettybeauty.com/

coloring your pubes pink...WOOT.


I think im going to colour my pubes neon green or something. Ill find a dumb blonde, "Hey sexy, you want to see something green?'
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
#40
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Nads



Basically a cold-wax hair removal system. Supposedly painless, but hurts like a mutha.


... and your "nads" is the worst place you could put it.



You forgot about it being edible and supposedly good-tasting
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