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#1
like 15 times in the woods, a lake, the ocean, my backyard
jam guitars
telecaster body
maple unfinished fretboard
line 6 spider 2 amp
#3
... Scat Fetish?

FUREDIT: In my pants Diarrhea + Primery School = Bad Times.
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Last edited by benjy118 at Mar 11, 2008,
#4
In the other threads exactly like this.
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#5
the middle of a field in front of my entire daycare in 3rd grade over the summer.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#6
your mom's chest.
School children washing cars for charity, is there anything more arousing?
#9
Quote by floppypick
In the other threads exactly like this.

Some how i lol'ed
#13
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duh search bar

at least try and incorporate the search bar comments into the thread
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#15
Quote by mrfinkle213
the middle of a field in front of my entire daycare in 3rd grade over the summer.





i can imagine the little kids playing with your turds


and for me, it has to be in a river, after getting lost in the woods
#16
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Some how i lol'ed




I burst out laughing at your sig ahaha, was that a serious comment or someone making a joke? really hope it was a joke...
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#17
the urinal for lulz, in the woods for necessity, other places for the lulz, i have better peeing stories
BE HAPPY

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so this kid at my school microwaved brussel sprouts for lunch, and when he was about to eat them one of them exploded on his face and burned him. i like turtles


in a thread about malmsteen^
#19
proped up against an ice shanty (for ice fishing) in -15 F temp with a -38 wind chill and I had to use my own sock as TP, yes you cant make this up
Gear:
1980 Gibson SG Standard Cherry Red
Ibanez TM-71 Talman Artcore Semi-Hollow
2003 Tom Delonge Fender Strat Seafoam Green
Traynor YCV40
#20
the local pool when i was 5.

floater central was the funniest thing ever when i was five...i still laugh

they had to clean the entire pool...my mum was so embarrassed
sacrificial beaver of the laney cult

~Gear~

Schecter C-7 Hellraiser
ESP LTD F-2005
Laney VH100R *with free cab*
Roland Cube 60
Cort Acoustic
#21
My mate took a dump on the train.
Quote by juan Andrés

Sorry awful Anglish.
#22
only place i've ever pooped is a toilet. my bandmates and i are going to go take a poop on this one chick's lawn though, when it gets warm out.
#24
Quote by CapnKickass
On the moon, on the chair, on the grass, in my shoes, in my speghetti, in my soup.


I did on mars... HA
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#25
There's this one slut at my school who took one on someone's bed after doing... you know what...

Also, I know someone who was drunk and went to go poo. He fell over and I guess he went on his nuts! **** Nuts!!
#26
me and my buddy took a crap at the top of the slide at a playground by us.

then we watched the kids go down it the next day.
Paul Gilbert
Steve Vai
Joe Satriani
John Petrucci
#28
On the side of my friends house.

I was drunk as hell and I wasn't going to make it inside. So I figured what the hell.

He still doesn't know.
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#29
off the side of a cross country course/park (needless to say there were several trees surrounding me)
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girls dont get braces in their vaginas buddy
#30
Quote by Vedder
your mom's chest.

+1
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#31
For all the people who **** outside... what about wiping?
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#32
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For all the people who **** outside... what about wiping?



leaves, grass or your sock
Gear:
1980 Gibson SG Standard Cherry Red
Ibanez TM-71 Talman Artcore Semi-Hollow
2003 Tom Delonge Fender Strat Seafoam Green
Traynor YCV40
#34
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Oh! Ur anus must be very powerful!


I see what you did there......
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#35
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For all the people who **** outside... what about wiping?



One wipe at a time.

TP doesn't just magically exist inside the bathroom. It's portable, so you can take it on the go.
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#36
Quote by Metal-X
One wipe at a time.

TP doesn't just magically exist inside the bathroom. It's portable, so you can take it on the go.


No. Way.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#37
my drummer **** in a yogurt cup.


and my guitarist's lady friend **** in a popcorn bag.


..

I know ****ed up people.
#38
Quote by Landon54
There's this one slut at my school who took one on someone's bed after doing... you know what...

Also, I know someone who was drunk and went to go poo. He fell over and I guess he went on his nuts! **** Nuts!!

Was it anal?


And i bet she never lived that one down did she?
#39
I use to date a girl who's parents didn't approve of me, so whenever I wanted to see her she had to sneak me into her bedroom. I would stay there days at a time, and obviously nature called.

So we're hanging out in her room and I start to feel a grumble in my stomache, I asked her to check the hallway to the bathroom to see if it was clear, of course with my luck, her ****tard parents were up and about.

I waited a few minutes and let her know that I couldn't possibly hold it any longer. She goes down to the kitchen and returns to the bedroom with an empty can of foldiers coffee.

By this time i'm on the verge of ****ting my pants..So i grab the coffee can and unleash a very audible **** fury into it....not a good idea... A few seconds later her dad walks into the room and catches me squatting over a coffee can.

Talk about a ****ing double whammy.
#40
Quote by skwiskar
I use to date a girl who's parents didn't approve of me, so whenever I wanted to see her she had to sneak me into her bedroom. I would stay there days at a time, and obviously nature called.

So we're hanging out in her room and I start to feel a grumble in my stomache, I asked her to check the hallway to the bathroom to see if it was clear, of course with my luck, her ****tard parents were up and about.

I waited a few minutes and let her know that I couldn't possibly hold it any longer. She goes down to the kitchen and returns to the bedroom with an empty can of foldiers coffee.

By this time i'm on the verge of ****ting my pants..So i grab the coffee can and unleash a very audible **** fury into it....not a good idea... A few seconds later her dad walks into the room and catches me squatting over a coffee can.

Talk about a ****ing double whammy.


lol... what happend after I would much like to know
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