#1
Hey I posted this in the sex thread but no one replied. So I thought id try again. My gf is uber tight. When I use my pinkie to try to please her i have to stop cause it hurts her so bad. Any help would be appreciated.
#3
Lube?
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#4
Well when i try shes wet as hell but it still hurts her. Hm...i popped her cherry a few days ago. would that still be making it hurt?
#5
You could fit your schlong, but not your pinky?
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Well when i try shes wet as hell but it still hurts her. Hm...i popped her cherry a few days ago. would that still be making it hurt?

That'd probably be why mate, just give it a week or so before you stick anything in there again i know thats a bummer... bummer... that give me a great i dea for ya.

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You could fit your schlong, but not your pinky?


xD

Seeing how you took her Virginity resently of course she is going to be tight. Just keep working at it?
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#12
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You could fit your schlong, but not your pinky?

epic.
#13
lulz mongoose.

and what the hell is perry choppin??!?!
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You could fit your schlong, but not your pinky?

Man he walked right into that.

Btw, what the hell is Perry Choppin?
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Man he walked right into that.

Btw, what the hell is Perry Choppin?


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What?^

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#20
use your mouth/tongue.
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#21
lol @ uber tight
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Haha yeah. Thats it. I fit my schlong and not my pinkie.


Either you have a really big pinky...


Or.....


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#23
Good call civildp1. Thanks. Oh and the kind of tool who cant talk to friends about it cuz theyre dicks and theyll tell her i was asking them what i should do to her and make it sound really bad haha.
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pics or it didnt happen
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#27
This is what I do:

Don't go in, just rub the outside, they ALWAYS want "some" after that
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#29
cut yo nails son
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#30
Well see i cant cut my nails. I have to leave them pretty long and paint them black. How else could i pull off the scene image?