#4
Make sure you aren't in possession of any cigarettes.

That way when you want to smoke, it'll be a bit more difficult.
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I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#6
just destrract your self each time you get the urge to smoke man.
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because there is also a gibson squire, and they don't want to get them confused
#8
Get a bottle of water and put out every cig you smoke in there. When you feel the need to smoke, smell the bottle and gg.
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#9
Get some sleeping pills, take three days off work. Sleep it off.
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#13
Quote by dimestorekeet
ha thats a good idea but i think id just wake up in a rage for a cigarrette

After about 48 hours, the worst of your withdrawal is over. After 2 weeks there's almost no nicotine in your body whatsoever. But the second day is the worst, so if you get past that then you're pretty much in the clear. As for nicotine gum: It's for morons. You're still putting nicotine in your body, which lights up your brain to want nicotine.
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#14
you could use those patches
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#16
Quote by axx123



I don't have money for any kind of prescription, but that site said i could save 11,000 bucks over the next five years if i quit now
#19
Quote by xAbyssusx
*Thumbs Up*

Well Done!, your gonna save yourself lots of money

Yeah, but he's also gonna miss out on the opportunity of a life time. He'll never get to be a cyborg now. Unless there's some other reason he needs an iron lung.
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#20
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Yeah, but he's also gonna miss out on the opportunity of a life time. He'll never get to be a cyborg now. Unless there's some other reason he needs an iron lung.



Some sort of industrial accident?

That way he can end up with more than just an iron lung!

Everyone's a winner!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#21
Quote by metacarpi
Some sort of industrial accident?

That way he can end up with more than just an iron lung!

Everyone's a winner!

Hm.. yeah, you raise a good point. But at the same time, I need my cigarettes. See, I never felt comfortable being weened off my bottle when I was a baby, and I always felt I needed a pacifier. So, I started sucking on a binky. Come high school, kids made fun of me for it, so I needed to do something else. Think of cigarettes as a binky for grown ups.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#22
I didn't really smoke much tbh, only when I went to parties [which was never] and when I could get my brother's roomate to give me a cig. I only got to smoke every few months, so there wasn't really an addiction.
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#23
A binky?

As in Deaths horse from the Discworld series?

Or is this some sort of colloquialism?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#24
Quote by metacarpi
A binky?

As in Deaths horse from the Discworld series?

Or is this some sort of colloquialism?

A pacifier. One of these:



Damn culture clash.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#25
Aha!

See, to me, that's a "dummy".

Well, actually, to me that was known as a "sut-sut", but the less said about that the better.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#26
The nipple is also a proper representation of your genitalia. Zing.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#27
You said you'd keep that quiet.

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#28
Quote by dimestorekeet
been smoking for about 3 years. Does anyone have any good tips to help me?

Simple, DON'T SMOKE!


Honestly, cold turkey worked for me. Oh and I live in one of the most polluted cities on the planet, so its hard enough to breath without smoking.
#29
No good reasons for quitting, just come roll some smokes with me.
In my basement.

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#31
Quote by Berlioz97
I don't think he meant those types of smokes.
Everybody knows the juana is good for you. As long as you don't have a job that drug tests.

Or kids..
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#32
I'd have thought that these days people'd be buying FROM their kids?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#33
Buy a 10/20 deck, smoke them all one after another. You'll never want to smoke again.

Oh and whilst doing so, think of all the tar and **** that your inhaling into your lungs every time you smoked.

Good luck.
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^That has too much win for me to handle....
I think I need a glass of water and a nap.