#1
Just got my mojo back today...and dam do i feel good, mostly relieved,but good.

I lost my mojo about 4 weeks ago and i got seriously worried, thought i was turning gay, gone impotent, and at one stage thought my **** was actually gonna fall off it had been hanging so floppy for so long....

but all is good in the world again as i just got it back today..in the library of all places.. when this absolute feek of a girl sat down next to me... and my mind just went to fantasy land and langer quickly followed orders..

so this happen to any of ye before???
no prolly not but then again....
#3
you're ****ing psycho
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my mum is a retard
#6
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my thoughts exactly
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'Nine out of ten people actually enjoy gang rape.'
#7
tom cruise?
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my mum is a retard
#8
Shut up.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#9
that pic summed up what i thought when i started reading this
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#12
I thought this thread was gonna be about the magazine.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#13
Mojo? You're just an idiot. "ZOMG I HAVENT HAD SEX SO IM GAY".
#14
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Are you Irish, because I just saw you use the term "Feek"


That would be 'Feck'.
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You, my friend, win in epic proportions




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Man... now I gotta clean my laptop screen.




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^That has too much win for me to handle....
I think I need a glass of water and a nap.


#17
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Just got my mojo back today...and dam do i feel good, mostly relieved,but good.

I lost my mojo about 4 weeks ago and i got seriously worried, thought i was turning gay, gone impotent, and at one stage thought my **** was actually gonna fall off it had been hanging so floppy for so long....

but all is good in the world again as i just got it back today..in the library of all places.. when this absolute feek of a girl sat down next to me... and my mind just went to fantasy land and langer quickly followed orders..

so this happen to any of ye before???
no prolly not but then again....


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#18
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That would be 'Feck'.


No... I AM Irish, lol

Feek is a term Irish folk, of the chav kind, use for Sex(y)

Eg:


I'd feek you,

or

She was a pure feek.
#23
Everyone here would've been happier if you were gay.
Say for instance someone raped a virgin.
Can they also be charged for theft?
#24
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hahahahaha lmao... who is that?


a californian!!!


......


DUN DUN DUN!


nah im not sure who it is, i saw him in a video clip and just had to screen cap the bastard
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