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#12
wow, shes a psycho
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#14
Yay for Kansas!
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#15
Can't see it being possible. Complete Shens.


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#16
Her skin bonded with the toilet seat? Is that even possible?
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Her skin bonded with the toilet seat? Is that even possible?


Ive heard it happening to other things so I think it i possible, but I cant see this whole scenerio being real lol.
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#28
Oh, dear God ... why the fuck does it have to be in Kansas? Makes the state look more retarded than it already looks.
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#30
Did she wipe?
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#31
Sounds like a bad case of diorhea or however you spell it
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#34
she should have been in the kitchen making her man a sammich and this wouldnt have happened
#35
whoa... that's odd.

maybe she did it for teh lulz?


But seriously though, you would think SOMEONE would have come over to the guys house in 2 years! Or the girlfriends parents would have wanted to see her or something... How weird do you think their Christmas was
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its gotta be real its on the INTERNET jeez.



i find ur avatar disturbing....
what is it anyways
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#37
I'm actually taking a **** as I read this. Weird.
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#38
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i find ur avatar disturbing....
what is it anyways


It's a guy getting his nipple pierced of course!

And yes it does hurt as much as everyone says it does.


As for the article... what can I say, I was eating when I read it and I ended up throwing up a little in my mouth.
#39
This would of been a better story if it was "Woman stuck in kitchen for 2 years".
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#40
i wonder what kind of weird statement she was trying to make to him. it bugs me because i doubt she showered and whatnot unless he like washed her. ew. :/
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