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Ok so there are a lot of smart arses in here, some funny, some intelligent. I thought I'd give whomever a chance to share their wisdom with the rest of us and give us some insight or a laugh or whatever.

I'll start with "Man who walks sideways through turnstile is going to Bangkok"

Over to you pit!
#2
man who fuks in graveyard is likely to end up fuking dead
[url="http://www.myspace.com/luxterna91]...And Now The Descent
Quote by clincher09
"I like maceroni and cheese" "Yeah well it's not as good as Tool. Did I ever tell you guys about Tool? Lateralus is the best thing ever."
#4
Quote by soulflyV
man who fuks in graveyard is likely to end up fuking dead


was that intentional?
[url="http://www.myspace.com/luxterna91]...And Now The Descent
Quote by clincher09
"I like maceroni and cheese" "Yeah well it's not as good as Tool. Did I ever tell you guys about Tool? Lateralus is the best thing ever."
#7
man who fuks in graveyard is likely to end up fuking.....YOUR MOM LOL

Ancient Chinese proverb:
"That wasn't chicken"
#9
man who fuks in graveyard is likely to end up fuking dead

EDIT: Does anyone else always hear it in your head as 'end up fooking dead' instead of 'fucking dead'? As in, to rhyme with puke.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#10
This guy:

Quote by xBleedingxTearz
lol i sk8 n this 1 time this cop told us to leave cuz we were sk8in there n i punchd him in the face n we ran cuz he wuz gonna arrest us thn we went 2 my friends house n got so drunk lol
#15
Quote by webbtje
child who fuks in bedroom is likely to end up fuking scarred
Better?


It is now.
#16
man who drops watch in toilet has ****ty time?
Wear the eye patch Bret, Wear the Funky Funky eye patch...


Quote by Tallman

You, sir, should be knighted.

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#17
*Has nothing intelligent to say*

If you're all so smart and witty and oh so full of wisdom, you would all join UG's Mad Scientists realise that if somethings hard to do, and you dont succeed in doing it, the moral is, never try.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#18
Man who fucks in graveyard is likely to end up fucking dead.
Quote by death_metaller
**** burzum XD

there i said it...kinda

edit: i do realise they are not here...so i kinda didnt say it...




fail
#19
^Been through this.

Threads like this are why I tend to avoid the Pit nowadays...
#20
Quote by webbtje
^Been through this.

Threads like this are why I tend to avoid the Pit nowadays...


Go avoid it then?

No-one is forcing you to look, contribute, be a dick etc...
#21
virginity is like a bubble - one prick, all gone!
Quote by Machanix
We play guitar.... we're automatically on top of the world.

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back!

A Wasted Youth
Is Better By Far
Than A Wise And Productive Old Age

Good Girls Go To Heaven, But The Bad Girls Go Everywhere!
#23
a teacher told me this one

dont assume or you will make an ass of u and me
#24
Quote by soulflyV
Everything you talk about on this forum has something to do with virginity, therefore I am now pronouncing you as the Spoiler of Virgins/Master of Abortions.

thats so not true lol
Quote by Machanix
We play guitar.... we're automatically on top of the world.

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back!

A Wasted Youth
Is Better By Far
Than A Wise And Productive Old Age

Good Girls Go To Heaven, But The Bad Girls Go Everywhere!
#27
Quote by TheForge
Go avoid it then?

No-one is forcing you to look, contribute, be a dick etc...


I was actually talking about the Pit's extraordinary ability to turn a legitimate topic into a complete spam-fest.
#28
Man who watches paint dry would still be wasting his time by coming on UG


That's the best i got
#30
Quote by webbtje
I was actually talking about the Pit's extraordinary ability to turn a legitimate topic into a complete spam-fest.

*looks at the big red line in his sig*
#31
Quote by slann101
*looks at the big red line in his sig*


Well, it was originally talking about the fine specimen of troll going by the name of xBleedingxTearz, but I now realize it's taken on a whole new meaning
#32
Quote by maccas666
Man who watches paint dry would still be wasting his time by coming on UG


That's the best i got

It's okay, my best was copypasta'd from the post before mine
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#34
Having sex standing up does not necesarrily mean the spermies will not do their job.

Heed my advice!
Quote by Chinfrim
Sadly we have not shotguns and go around saying "Get Out of Mah Propertay!!"
#36
Quote by whalepudding
It's okay, my best was copypasta'd from the post before mine

That means i'm better than someone
#40
Quote by soulflyV
The tinfoil hat is symbolic of our better-than-everyone-ness.

You have a very good point


TINFOIL HATS FTW!
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