#1
alright I'm in a hardcore metal band and am looking for song names... I usually write the song around the name so there is a purpose to this! Please try and be serious...
What's happening to me...
I'm dying from the inside...
Body hurts too much to feel...
And pressure adds to pain...
Deliver us from evil!
#4
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#5
I Got A Boner In Gym Class Today, and Everyone Saw It and Laughed At Me.
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#6
By hardcore metal band, do you mean;

Hardcore Metal - Brutal Death, Technical Death etc.

OR

Hardcore/Metal - Metalcore

????
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#7
^You actually care? That's so sweet...
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#8
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I Got A Boner In Gym Class Today, and Everyone Saw It and Laughed At Me.


I Got A Boner In Gym Class Today, and Everyone Saw It and Laughed At Me, II: I Got A Boner in the Showers, and everyone Saw It and Laughed At Me...


#9
Concept album!

III: When I Came Home, Principal Greety Called My Mom and Told Her What Happened, and She Laughed At Me Too.
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#10
"Vomiting on your dog's children's cabbage"

although I wouldn't be surprised if that was taken *worried*

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#11
"Vile Origins of the Demented Species".


Or "Puppy Dogs an Ice Cream Cakes".


Your call.
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#12
IV: Afterwards, I Got Home, Sat In My Room, And Got Caught Having A Wank By My House Cleaner, At Which Point She Also Laughed At Me.


Man, im starting to believe this is gonna be a killer album
#14
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IV: Afterwards, I Got Home, Sat In My Room, And Got Caught Having A Wank By My House Cleaner, At Which Point She Also Laughed At Me.


Man, im starting to believe this is gonna be a killer album


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#15
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^You actually care? That's so sweet...

I have to know whether I should make fun of him, then get the thread closed or just get the thread closed.
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#17
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V: I Tried to Chat Up my Dog to Practice for Doing It to Real People and Got Carried Away. I Was Stupid and Put It on Youtube. On the Bright Side, I Got to 3rd Base with my Dog Which Is Better than Nothing.


I just swallowed a humbug.

You bastard.
#18
Ok TS, forget about the whole boner and laughter thing, I'm taking it.
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#20
the hidden track can be called

stripped, lubed, and preparing to be anally penetrated
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#21
Damn right it is. I'm gonna try and get in touch with Muhammed, he'd be perfect for the vocals.
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#23
I don't like Benton, and I also understand that he's a dick, and I don't see teh Fishgrinder doing as good a job as Muhammed.
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#24
I can see Benton being a prick, actually, judging by his drunken interview from about 10 years ago.

Corpsegrinder, however, = win.

"FUCK THE ALLIANCE"
#25
Yes, George is all around awesome, but I want completely indecipherable lyrics, without going Lord Worm/Barnes, and Muhammed is the man for that.
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#27
Sauron? Yeah, he's an option too.

Also, how about Karl Sanders for female vocals?
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#29
Dude, have you heard him talk? He'll be perfect for the Mom part.

I'll also ask him if he can add 4 fingered diminished thingies.
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#31
^why is there an eagle humping a nonchalant man's head in your avatar?

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It made me learn the true meaning of a smile
#32
Masturbation Memoirs...


From HELL!!!

Written like that. Like, Masturbation Memoirs <enter enter enter enter> From HELL!!!.
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#34
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^why is there an eagle humping a nonchalant man's head in your avatar?

It's an illusion


from HELL!!!



(actually its a pic/drawing of Stephen King's gunslinger)
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#38
you could make a concept album about people to lazy to name their own songs.
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