#2
he probably locked her there
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#3
I heard about this on the radio on the way to class today... Thought I heard something about her maybe being abused as a child in the bathroom and she might have had a mental lapse of some sort.
#4
Must...... resist.....urge.....to.....post...pear...........

GAH!!!

WTF?!??!?!
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#7
maybe she was constipated
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#8
Wait a minute....... did she flush?
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#9
i guess this does answer the age old question...

do girls poop?


apparently yes, and they have a hard time letting it go
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#10
ok...


but why the hell didn't he call the cops earlier? Even if she stayed on the toilet for only one week, he should have called a psychologist or the police. I mean, it's just not normal to stay on the toilet for so long!
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#11


it says everything
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#12
saw this yesterday...twice
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#14
so so so so so so bullshit....


so, it's bull****
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#16
Thats a massssssssssssssive ****.
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#17
When I first saw this I thought it said Woman Sits on Boyfriends Face for two years...... now that would've been weird
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#18
Wtf???
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#19
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would you flush?


Probably not just for lulz
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#20
“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”


For a second there i thought i got a mention

Silly woman
#21
Must've been eating Taco Bell. This is a ****ty thread. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Get it?!?!?!?!
#24
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Probably not just for lulz

I would fush regularly. thats two years worth of crap. she probibaly got depressed cause her boyfriend cheated on her.
#25
and nobody quotes me... again... brb killing myself
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#26
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and nobody quotes me... again... brb killing myself


Hey nobody quoted me either

Oh wait yeah they did!

carry on.
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#27
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Hey nobody quoted me either

Oh wait yeah they did!

carry on.

k I won't quote you. lol
#30
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Where did her boyfriend crap?

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I was thinking the same thing
#31
Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat.


Their sex life must have been funny.
#32
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Where did her boyfriend crap?

-SD



I heard on the news he had a second toilet in the house.

Why bother her...She wasn't in a rush...

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#34
Sherriff Brian Whipple...?

fake.
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