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#1
and im 100% sure it was a couple "friends" of mine.

it was basically just my room, and basically only 6 people in the world know where my room is, and i know 2 of them are unaccounted for last night.

i hang out with them on a regular basis and i'd say i'm fairly good friends with them, but im not sure if they meant it as a joke or not but i think they did. hopefully.

how should i talk to them about it? i mean seriously, this is fucking stupid.
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#3
yea, dont take that ****. id kick the **** out of my friends if they egged my room. id do it back to
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#5
got any pics of the damage?
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#6
I remember last time my house was going to get egged... it was late evening, and I was digging up so tree stumps and roots with the flat end of a pick axe around the side of the house (the trees had been chopped down, and were previously treated to break down, to make them easier to remove). I heard these kids go "it's this house! go for it!"

I heard the first crack.

They didn't have a chance to throw a second, since they were already halfway down the street being chased by me with said pick axe.

I'm just relieved that the policeman who lives over the road didn't see it, lol
#7
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#8
maybe it was just some guy who felt like egging a random house
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#9
you should egg their house(s) to..
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#11
Go and buy some epoxy resin and a selection of sex toys, wait until it's dark and epoxy the sex toys to their windows/doors/cars/pets. It's pretty much impossible to unstick
#13
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#14
get some balls man!! take both their mums out for a special meal and shag them, then never call back.
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#15
My house got egged by some faggy little 8 years olds before, I was going to chase them until i realised any kicks to their balls would be innefective... as we all know boys under the age of 13 have no testicles.
#16
they need hurting.
i recomend cutting off their knee caps,
sneezing in the wound then,
replcae the knee cap back in place.
#17
If it is your friends, they're probably just messing with you. Just get a few of the suspects, and get them to egg one of the other's house. Then, instead of you all getting angry at each other, you'll just get into egg fights.

Don't get pissed, have fun with it.
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#18
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yea, dont take that ****. id kick the **** out of my friends if they egged my room. id do it back to


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#19
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get some balls man!! take both their mums out for a special meal and shag them, then never call back.

+1 to that Anchorman reference xD
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#20
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Go and buy some epoxy resin and a selection of sex toys, wait until it's dark and epoxy the sex toys to their windows/doors/cars/pets. It's pretty much impossible to unstick


WIN, but don't fucking do this to a pet
#21
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']WIN, but don't fucking do this to a pet

Fair enough... how about grandparents instead?
#22
I like the idea of expoy resin sex toys idea that faultyy said =P
And if they really were your friends they wouldn't do that kind of **** to you.
#23
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Fair enough... how about grandparents instead?


haha no!


that wasn't fun...
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#24
have you took a picture of your egged house? no? sad ...

well kick them in their inert balls
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#25
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have you took a picture of your egged house? no? sad ...

well kick them in their inert balls

unless they left them in their other pants' pocket
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#26
Could have just been random people. And I can't really see friends 'jokingly' egging my house. I mean we probably egged hundreds of houses in our pre teen years, but even then egging one of our houses was out of the question. You have some really asshole or drunk friends if you find out that it's them.
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#28
Egg their car when you know it will be in direct sunlight for a while.
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#29
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Kill them. There's really no other option.



......with eggs covered in cyanide....then make them eat them.....
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#30
Or if you want to start some kind of evolution war thing throw baby chickens at their house, then they can come back with grown chickens, you retaliate with cooked chickens and so on untill somebody throws their own faeces, then maybe you could move on to another animal... or just stop
#31
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Or if you want to start some kind of evolution war thing throw baby chickens at their house, then they can come back with grown chickens, you retaliate with cooked chickens and so on untill somebody throws their own faeces, then maybe you could move on to another animal... or just stop

just go through the pokemon or something
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#32
Lol i wouldn't take that crap i would call the police, honestly what i would do is call the police thats the only option
#33
Make an omelette.
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#34
find out who did it, then egg their houses...with bricks (wouldve been easier to suggest bricking their houses, meh)
#35
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****ing hell, that was a terrible joke.
#36
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"Do I get one too?"
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****ing hell, that was a terrible joke.

I liked it
#37
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Lol i wouldn't take that crap i would call the police, honestly what i would do is call the police thats the only option

have you even done it before? my house was broken into and robbed and they police said "ok." mind you it was by a "friend" as well.. I stole his PS2 and hooked up with his gf so we're square now.
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#38
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get some balls man!! take both their mums out for a special meal and shag them, then never call back.

Listen to this man.
#39
im sure it was them though thats the thing.

and its not really my type of thing to do to egg their houses back, though i could do their car. i dunno.

im just really pissed off as to why theyd even do something like this because i hang out with them on a really regular basis. if it was done as a joke its a damn stupid joke.
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#40
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I remember last time my house was going to get egged... it was late evening, and I was digging up so tree stumps and roots with the flat end of a pick axe around the side of the house (the trees had been chopped down, and were previously treated to break down, to make them easier to remove). I heard these kids go "it's this house! go for it!"

I heard the first crack.

They didn't have a chance to throw a second, since they were already halfway down the street being chased by me with said pick axe.

I'm just relieved that the policeman who lives over the road didn't see it, lol




i will now keep a pickaxe at the side of my house for future occasions.
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