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#1
So, last night my girlfriend went absolutely ****in crazy.She broke up with me and then started saying that she wanted to kill herself and **** cuz her life is so ****ty, and that noone cares about her. Im pretty freaked out because it just kinda came out of nowwhere, i really care about her but what should i do? I dont wanna date a girl thats just gonna freak out every 4 months and say shes breaking up with me and threatening to killherself. What should i do?
#3
be there for her? how old is she?
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#5
rape her
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#6
screw that man. even if you love her thats the type of girl that will just make your life ****ty later on
#9
My God, you're such a selfish prick I'd slap you across the fucking face had you said this in front of me. Grow some balls, stop thinking about your fucking self and try helping her.
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#10
Mental Institute?
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#11
Run Boy, Run!
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#12
Its called manipulation, its what girls do. If you want to stay with her (I advise against it), make no reaction at all. Just wait.
We're only strays.
#15
Make her a song or something equally soppy, and show her you care.

Or kill her/rape her/any other typical pit response
#16
she's contemplating suicide, and you post in the pit, go ****ing ind her and help her dammit
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Mental Institute?

Stuck me in an institution...
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#21
She sounds like a bit of a mentalist. You should base your decision on how much you like mentalists... Or maybe she just doesn't like you any more so you should just accept shes broken up with you and move on
#23
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#24
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So, last night my girlfriend went absolutely ****in crazy.She broke up with me and then started saying that she wanted to kill herself and **** cuz her life is so ****ty, and that noone cares about her. Im pretty freaked out because it just kinda came out of nowwhere, i really care about her but what should i do? I dont wanna date a girl thats just gonna freak out every 4 months and say shes breaking up with me and threatening to killherself. What should i do?

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#25
Two words. CVnt. Punt.

The guys not selfish for asking for advice, he's clearly concerned!
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#26
She's just mad about something or other, and probably went to you for help or just to comfort her, didn't hear what she wanted to hear and got mad, she just needs time to think, let her know you still care and want to work things out when shes ready.
#27
find her, strike her, tell her your having the lads round to watch die hard on the big tv and demand that she makes you all steak and chips.....minus the onion rings


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#28
At least this way you won't need to go to her funeral, she my friend, did you a favour
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#29
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My God, you're such a selfish prick I'd slap you across the fucking face had you said this in front of me. Grow some balls, stop thinking about your fucking self and try helping her.

holy poo , dont you think that was a little extreme? I mean even from what he gave us we dont know the whole situation

Personally if you look at it from a different perspective, you could argue that she is a little ungrateful and unappreciative for saying "no one cares about me" Thats kinda a slap in the face for TS considering hes her boyfriend (but then again we still do not have the whole situation, for all we know TS is a crappy BF and doesnt show he cares.)

quick edit: Regardless TS, right now you should probably comfort her now and ask questions later.
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#30
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Stuck me in an institution...


...said it was the only solution.

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#31
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My God, you're such a selfish prick I'd slap you across the fucking face had you said this in front of me. Grow some balls, stop thinking about your fucking self and try helping her.

Post middle life crisis pmsing breakdowns ftw..
Damn chill out man.
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#32
In my experience people who say they're going to kill themself never really do. I think she's just looking for an exuse to dump you.
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#34
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+1
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#35
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holy poo , dont you think that was a little extreme? I mean even from what he gave us we dont know the whole situation

Personally if you look at it from a different perspective, you could argue that she is a little ungrateful and unappreciative for saying "no one cares about me" Thats kinda a slap in the face for TS considering hes her boyfriend (but then again we still do not have the whole situation, for all we know TS is a crappy BF and doesnt show he cares.)

quick edit: Regardless TS, right now you should probably comfort her now and ask questions later.

When someone's not emotionally healthy, they don't stop to think if they're being ungrateful or mean. They feel like crap, and can't see beyond that. You don't know the full situation either, so don't chastise me until you do.

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Post middle life crisis pmsing breakdowns ftw..
Damn chill out man.

God damnit, I am not menstruating.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#36
You dont want that in your life dude. I broke up with my ex who then phoned me to tell me she had taken lots of paracetemol. Got the ambulance there and she went to hospital. I did not get back with her either, you got to be strong. Its the ultimate manipulation, you need to understand how unfair it is for her to say that, if we break up, im going to kill myself. Its placing the blame on you when you have nothing to do with it.
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#38
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When someone's not emotionally healthy, they don't stop to think if they're being ungrateful or mean. They feel like crap, and can't see beyond that. You don't know the full situation either, so don't chastise me until you do.



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(but then again we still do not have the whole situation, for all we know TS is a crappy BF and doesnt show he cares.)

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Also, I never confirmed I believed my last paragraph, I just presented a different perspective, dont get angry with me woman
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#39
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God damnit, I am not menstruating.

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#40
CUT AND RUN!!!
As said in the post before, there is no way she's gonna kill herself. Suicidal people don't say they are going to kill themselves, they just kill themselves. She is showing the signs of a typical person who is seeking attention by doing and saying drastic things. If you don't wanna deal with a drama queen, take the break up as an amical parting and an outlet to write new material. You don't need that crap and shouldn't take it.
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