#1
Dressed as something beginning with the first letter of my name.

Which is J.

I'm currently deciding between: jesus, a jellyfish, a jehovahs witness, or justin lee collins.

Got any ideas?
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#2
Jesus....

Then you can use the joke

"You know why women love me? Because Im hung like this*

You have to outstretch your arms though.
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#3
Jellyfish. I'd say Jehovah's witness, but people might think you're serious. Jesus might offend some people.
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#5
Jesus, every time.

Why not try Jimi Hendrix?
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#7
totally jesus, ''i have healing hands'' !
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#10
definately Jesse James from Monster Garage

buy some fake muscles and tattoos and you'll be fine
#11
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totally jesus, ''i have healing hands'' !


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#12
How about Jailbait?
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#13
i went to a fancy dress once as jesus, no one cared. i did want to attach a big wooden cross to my back but my mother would not let me
#14
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James May! if you don't know him WIKIPEDIA him.

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totally jesus, ''i have healing hands'' !
#15
Jimi Hendrix
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#18
honestly dude

go as jesus on a stick

so what if you offend someone? they need to grow up and stop talking to their imaginary friends anyway
#19
Jessica Alba!
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#20
Jeebus!!!!!!!!
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#21
Johnny English?

But you're probably not that a funny guy....

Joe Cocker?
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#24
JOHN PETRUCCI???? come on dude. this one was obvious.

actually i like Jailbait.

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EDIT: look at Heaven's gate's avatar, then look in a circle around it. that is the freakiest thing ever.

You're the second person to be freaked by my avatar... I don't get it, what are you seeing?
#28
+1 on the man that said Jaws
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