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I just came back from school for spring break. I found out that my grandmothers friend had her throat sliced by an unknown person. I also found out that a gypsy family just moved into the projects where we live and have been causing a lot of s*it lately. My grandmother told me that one of the gypsys motioned to her the sign of cutting your throat. You know, the finger going against the throat sign. Anyways, we think its them and my grandmother is and always has been suspicious of gypsys. She believes in their "powers". The cops got involved and have been questioning the family but they dont have any evidence until last night when my mom was coming home from work at one in the morning, she told me and my grandmother that the daughter followed her to our apartment and touched my moms face and said something in her gypsy language if there is such a thing. This reminds me of the movie thinner but can this sort of thing really happen? Were a little freaked out and the cops have been at out apartment all day and just left at two o clock. Any ideas?
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#2
Move away, far away
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#3
... you are asking GOOD advise to the PIT?

Just sleep with their youngest daughter if she is hot. That would solve the problem. (that would be a pit answer).

Move!!! They might kill you too!
#4
Extract their tears, they either protect you from gypsy magic or AIDS... either way their useful
#5
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Extract their tears

how can you? They have no soul, so they won't cry? duhuhh?
#8
That's some freaky ****!
FEED ME MATHCORE

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#12
lmao

This is straight out of Borat, rofl...

What the hell hahah I hope this is real!! What'd he say at the yard sale? When he thought the lady was a gypsy?
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#13
Put on a scream mask and run up to them and shout:

''BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHWHHHHHHHAHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEWHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHABBBBBBBAHBHAHBHBAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

Just for kicks.


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#14
By gypsies do you mean the Romanian ones or crazy ass Irish travelling people, because the latter aren't really Gypsies at all, their just short tempered and difficult to understand
#15
do what they did in thinner and start slautering all of them, or like neo evil said sleep with their daughter
#16
Napalm. Just don't let them near your shoes. Gypsies love stealin ur shoez
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#17
gypsys have one weakness:



no gypsy can withstand the pain of a broom being shoved up the ass...do it quick...and then steal their gypsy gold!
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By gypsies do you mean the Romanian ones or crazy ass Irish travelling people, because the latter aren't really Gypsies at all, their just short tempered and difficult to understand


Oi!!!! It's coz they speak kant and not Englisg
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#20
How unusual.. but seriously report to police, witness protection program thing, c hange your names, move away etc.
#21
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lmao

This is straight out of Borat, rofl...

What the hell hahah I hope this is real!! What'd he say at the yard sale? When he thought the lady was a gypsy?

I know this is the pit and all and you guys wont take this seriously, but my mom could have been hurt when the women followed her to our apartment. Im kinda hoping this isnt real. You would be scared ****less if you knew what was going on. And to the other guy who said are these real gypsies...the cops gave us a history on this one particular family and said that they cause trouble wherever they go. But slicing someones neck and stalking my mom and harrasing my grandmother is not just "causing trouble" its serious S*it
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#22
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Call Borat


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#23
real romanian gypsies are vicious mother****ers ive heard, but they are really just insane ****in retards, so you could try acting more ****ed up, i find that works on ****ed up crazy people. speak in tongues, smear **** on the walls, **** the younger daughter lolz im just ****tin i dont know anything

yeah avtually just **** em up, and if you believe in magick and that they are doing it, do your own, and if you dont believe in it just get a gun, your location i think says NYC, therefore you can get yourself a gun easily
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#24
if you can't beat them (or you're too much of a wuss to) join 'em.
#26
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Oi!!!! It's coz they speak kant and not Englisg


The ones around here speak English, it's more a case of their accents (Irish+rough as **** south Wales don't exactly mix well together) and generations of in breeding
#28
Flash your ****, they won't come near you after they've seen your ****.
Or turn the tables and steal their shoes! They won't expect that
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#29
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Flash your ****, they won't come near you after they've seen your ****.
Or turn the tables and steal their shoes! They won't expect that

they can;t afford shoes!
#30
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I know this is the pit and all and you guys wont take this seriously, but my mom could have been hurt when the women followed her to our apartment. Im kinda hoping this isnt real. You would be scared ****less if you knew what was going on. And to the other guy who said are these real gypsies...the cops gave us a history on this one particular family and said that they cause trouble wherever they go. But slicing someones neck and stalking my mom and harrasing my grandmother is not just "causing trouble" its serious S*it


Sounds like the problems I'm having with my neighbours at the moment, minus the throat cutting. Hopefully the American police are better than the British ones at sorting things out. Maybe they can evict them if they don't own the property? (or is that just the UK)
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Quote by faultyy
Sounds like the problems I'm having with my neighbours at the moment, minus the throat cutting. Hopefully the American police are better than the British ones at sorting things out. Maybe they can evict them if they don't own the property? (or is that just the UK)

Well, i live in new york, in manhattan, in the projects where hardly no one ever gets kicked out unless your arrested or you die. Weird thing is, The daughter looks rich and i say that because of the clothes that she wears but the mother, father, grandfather, grandmother and the son all look poor as hell. I dont know what to make of it.
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#33
Quote by faultyy
By gypsies do you mean the Romanian ones or crazy ass Irish travelling people, because the latter aren't really Gypsies at all, their just short tempered and difficult to understand

I think you've been watching Snatch
#34
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I think you've been watching Snatch


I've seen Snatch, but there's also a load of them living near me. It's quite funny really, every time they clear land to build something **** loads of caravans turn up over night, then refuse to leave
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I've seen Snatch, but there's also a load of them living near me. It's quite funny really, every time they clear land to build something **** loads of caravans turn up over night, then refuse to leave

But have you ever heard of a case like this?
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#36
Not with gypsies, just **** neighbours. Best thing you can do is either move or let the police deal with it, it's taken 2 years for the police to start helping in my case, but i'm in the UK so it will hopefully be different for you.

Just try to avoid them as far as possible, it's a **** situation to be in
#37
I feel your pain
In my country gypsies are a real problem
they steal, vandalize and do all sorts of ****!

but this is scary stuff...
you should really get the cops involved and i dont know what to say to this...
move? if you can
#39
Is there a reason they have something against your family?

Or did the potions tell them to?


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#40
Play some Br00tal D34th M3t41 at their Caravans.
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