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I was masturbating to p0rn when my stupid housemaid came into my room. I heard the door open so I quickly clicked on my other tab to get rid of the porn but anyways she saw me rubbing my dick. I was about to cum.
The stupid bitch then said do you want something to eat? Fuck you, you pathetic bitch, can't you knock the fucking door?!!! I need privacy you bitch.

I think i'll have a sense of awkwardness everytime I talk to her


So yeah, why don't you tell us about your "I got caught masturbing" stories...
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#2
owned by a maid..
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#3
Shoulda turned around when you were just about to shoot and go... Byaahhhhh!
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#4
Do you feel like a man when you call her a bitch behind her back? Get over it, people get caught doing things all the time.
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#7
lol never got caught... but there have been times that the old right-click and close trick has come into play
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bang the maid!
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#11
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but anyways she saw me rubbing my dick. I was about to cum. The stupid bitch then said do you want something to eat?


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#12
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She hot?

Yea is she? If she is, you pissed away a perfect opportunity to get some.
#14
You have a maid?

Instant dislike!
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well i get on the net and chat with hot chicks alot.
most of them want to see me naked.. and they are over 18..
#15
There's already a thread like this.
This is the pit so there are probably hundreds
#16
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Shoulda turned around when you were just about to shoot and go... Byaahhhhh!


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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"
#17
Search Bar > "ever been caught getting your carrot skinned by some girl ECT."
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#19
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Wasn't there a massive thread on this kind of thing?


yep
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Quote by XxLloydxX
I was masturbating to p0rn when my stupid housemaid came into my room. I heard the door open so I quickly clicked on my other tab to get rid of the porn but anyways she saw me rubbing my dick. I was about to cum.
The stupid bitch then said do you want something to eat? Fuck you, you pathetic bitch, can't you knock the fucking door?!!! I need privacy you bitch.

I think i'll have a sense of awkwardness everytime I talk to her


So yeah, why don't you tell us about your "I got caught masturbing" stories...




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#22
Dude, maid?!


Awesome. I wish some woman in a maid outfit would come into my room and look at my dick.
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#25
You should have asked her to finish you off, that's what Jesus would do.


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I onece dumped a girl that I was seeing who already had a boyfriend... So anyway she put on like a stone and i dumped her telling her it was because i felt really guilty etc etc.

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#26
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Wasn't there a massive thread on this kind of thing?

yes
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Do you feel like a man when you call her a bitch behind her back? Get over it, people get caught doing things all the time.


Agreed and OH MY ****ING GOD, CLARA???
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